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The Land Before Time
Dinosaurs can easily escape a tar pit and walk perfectly on their hind legs while covered in tar.
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    The Land Before Time
    Cera was too proud to admit that she had gone the wrong way.
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      The Land Before Time
      Cera's mother apparently didn't make it to the Great Valley.
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        The Land Before Time
        Our loved ones will always be with us. Even if we can't see them.
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          The Land Before Time
          Big terrifying volcanoes, lava lakes, and tar pits are easier to traverse than a slightly steep hill.
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            The Land Before Time
            Listen to your mother for good directions, rather than an arrogant Three Horn.
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              The Land Before Time
              A Sharptooth shall always stay in the shallow end of a deep pool because of their puny forearms.
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                The Land Before Time
                Harassing frogs is great fun.
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                  The Land Before Time
                  Tree stars taste better than swamp sticks.
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                    The Land Before Time
                    A tiny pterosaur is dragged underwater alongside a deadly carnivore and a giant boulder, and comes out without a scratch.
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                      The Land Before Time
                      Littlefoot complains about having no food even though he carries a giant leaf with him, even if it was a gift from his mother.
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                        The Land Before Time
                        Pterosaurs are herbivores when they are in the company of other herbivores.
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                        • 14th September 2015 by NateSean
                          In fairness, even dinosaurs that were previously classified as herbivores are thought to have been opportunistic omnivores.
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                        The Land Before Time
                        T-Rexes are less intelligent than the herbivores despite having a larger brain.
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                          The Land Before Time
                          Three Horns don't play with Longnecks.
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                            The Land Before Time
                            Tyrannosaurs hold distinctive grudges against a small herd of young dinosaurs.
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                              The Land Before Time
                              Ducky was by no means an influence on our speech or behaviour. Yup, yup, yup.
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                                The Land Before Time
                                The Circle of Life existed millions of years before Mufasa adopted the philosophy.
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                                  The Land Before Time
                                  Some things you see with your heart.
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                                    The Land Before Time
                                    What you are called is based on your body structure.
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                                      The Land Before Time
                                      You refer to dinosaur species by this film's names (Longneck, Three Horn, etc.) rather than their scientific names.
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                                        The Land Before Time
                                        Don't step on a crack, or you'll fall and break your back.
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                                          Pacific Rim
                                          The UN decides to keep constructing anit-kaiju walls even though they are proven useless on live TV.
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                                            I didn't quite get the timing on that. If I understand correctly, the governments decommissioned the Jagar program first, and then 5 months later, when the number of Jagars had already shrunk from 30 down to 4, did a monster finally get through the wall. If so, the strategy would have seemed to be working until that time.
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                                          Posted, 12th January 2014
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                                          Lilo and Stitch
                                          Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.
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                                            Anastasia
                                            In the dark of the night, evil will find her!
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                                              Osmosis Jones
                                              White blood cells like their drinks extra disgusting.
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