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Gran Torino
Clint Eastwood felt that he just wasn't being racist enough when he was living. So, therefore, the only possible solution to this is to be racist in your will as well.
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    Posted, 4th January 2010
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    Hangover, The
    The Las Vegas police force is willing to bargain for your freedom. As long as you have evidence against them that would make them look bad.
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      Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
      No matter how many random, unmarked boxes are in the secret warehouse where you happen to be fighting the Russians, the only one that will break open and reveal itself is the one with the artifact from a previous adventure.
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        Posted, 3rd January 2010
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        Pulp Fiction
        Harvey Ketel is ALWAYS on call to help clean up an accidental murder.
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          Public Enemies
          Christian Bale is capable of speaking with nice, normal tones and not like a screaming throat cancer patient in some of his movies.
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            Iron Man
            If you wrong Jeff Bridges, he WILL try to f*ck you up six ways from Sunday.
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              Terminator Salvation
              Skynet only finds it useful to attack John Connor in the past three times. Going after, say, John's distant relatives in the 1800's which would therefore end his entire family line is just stupid.
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              • 19th October 2010 by asperger
                well his family archives were lost during the war
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              Fanboys
              George Lucas has a weird obsession with dressing his staff like robots.
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                Back to the Future
                Robot Ronald Regan will be a popular staple among 80's themed restaurants in 2015. And will be creepy as sh*t.
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                • 13th September 2010 by Ccard
                  That's Part II.
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                Walk the Line
                If you are completely pissed right off, rip a sink out of the wall. Calms you right down.
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                  Posted, 3rd January 2010
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