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A 90 pound girl can easily beat up 15 or so men who are more than double her weight.
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    Enemy at the Gates
    Always bet on the underdog.
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      Enemy at the Gates
      If you don't receive a rifle, hope that the guy in front of you gets hit.
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        Enemy at the Gates
        Russian officers had no idea how to motivate their troops.
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          Enemy at the Gates
          Can't get some alone time with your significant other? Nothing is sexier than having sex in the middle of a solider's improvised barracks.
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            Enemy at the Gates
            Having lots of German books doesn't lead to suspicion that your a spy.
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              Enemy at the Gates
              Eating snow hides your breath.
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                Enemy at the Gates
                You don't always live if you go first.
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                  Enemy at the Gates
                  Never put your trust in a little russian boy who likes chocolate.
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                    Saving Private Ryan
                    If your arm is shot off on the beach, be sure to pick it up before taking cover.
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                      Rock, The
                      Never play with a toy baby.
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                        Rock, The
                        Clotheslines are surprisingly strong.
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                          Rock, The
                          Don't go to San Francisco.
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                            Rock, The
                            A person who has been in prison for 40 years and has never seen a humvee or car phone can easily operate both in a pinch.
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                              He had escaped numerous times from other prisons as well as Alcatraz. I expect driving a Humvee is just like driving any other car and that using a car phone (remember them?!) is just like using any other phone with a touch tone.
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                            Rock, The
                            Vipers are surprisingly tough.
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                            • 17th May 2010 by jlundstr03
                              If you are refering to the car chasing the H1 it was a Ferrari
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                            Rock, The
                            Its always a good idea to put most of your warheads in one place with a single sentry guarding them.
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                              Rock, The
                              Navy Seals are terrible at shooting.
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                                Rock, The
                                If an elite group of mercenaries captures an island, its the old guy and chemical scientist that should be sent in.
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                                  Snatch
                                  Don't go to England.
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                                    Snatch
                                    A parking spot that can fit a jumbo jet is usually too tight for a small sedan.
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                                      (500) Days of Summer
                                      Shower sex is possible.
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                                        Posted, 4th January 2010
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                                        Matrix, The
                                        With their advanced technology, humans still could not build a cell phone that allows exiting, but decided that relying on antiquated landlines was safer.
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                                          Posted, 4th January 2010
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                                          Inglourious Basterds
                                          Tennessee accents are able to sound Italian enough to fool a group of Nazis assigned specifically to hunt people.
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                                            Inglourious Basterds
                                            Always check your kill.
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                                              Boondock Saints, The
                                              One man with six guns is more effective at killing someone than six men with one gun each.
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                                                Posted, 4th January 2010
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