Dark Knight, The I was at President Obama's meeting about the economy, and worried as I was, I told him that we needed to do something, that the economy sucked. He turned to me and asked me; "Why So Serious!?" (0) Comments
X-Men Origins: Wolverine When you're writing a movie, you can ignore all the history from previous movies and source material and just inject any characters you want, never mind the fact that they had been stablished to not have met until years later. It looks cool, so why use logic? (0) Comments
Law Abiding Citizen No matter how right the character might be in wanting revenge, the main star that sold him down the river and left the murders and rape of his wife unpunished will be the good, righteous guy and will win in the end. (2) Comments
Well to be honest, he killed a lot of people who had done nothing wrong and I think it shows that revenge is never the right solution. I get what you're saying about Jamie Foxx's character, but I'd like to think that he learned from his mistakes.
Crash No matter how tough, cut throat, and decisively driven you have to be to become a famous Hollywood Director, you will still cower in fear in front of a cop feeling-up your wife, and never, ever consider having a press conference in the morning (or the same night) denouncing the incident! (Didn't Obama have this guy and the cop for a beer the other day?) (0) Comments
Knocked Up No matter how fat, obnoxious, foul-mouthed, and jobless you are, the beautiful, smart, successful TV Star girl will follow you around, take all kinds of crap from you, and beg you to become your wife if you get her drunk enough just one night and get her pregnant. (0) Comments
Star Trek Half-Vulcan, half-human and required to guard your innermost feelings at all times to present a logical, emotionless facade in front of everybody so that you can keep their respect doesn't mean you can not get some nookie in front of everyone in the transporter room before you beam down to your certain death. (0) Comments
Avatar In the year 2154 liberals will still be in charge, and George Bush's two consecutive terms will still be remembered, so every bad guy will be required to utilize the phrase "shock and awe" and will threaten to "terrorize the terrorists," when the terrorists are but a peaceful, indigenous life-form. (0) Comments