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Pulp Fiction
Remember: Garcon means boy.
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  • 12th March 2010 by ekedolphin
    Heh. Half the foreign language words I know, I learned from watching movies.
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Posted, 10th January 2010
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Dark Knight, The
If Batman ever gets caught, he'll never go to jail. It was Alfred's idea.
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    Posted, 8th January 2010
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    Dark Knight, The
    The Batmobile is nothing but a big motorcycle with a lot of armor around it. If you lose the armor, you can always continue on two wheels.
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      Posted, 8th January 2010
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      Gran Torino
      Political Correctness is the worst evil this country has ever faced. Everyone is afraid of saying the wrong thing. Political Correctness is scared only of Clint Eastwood.
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        Posted, 8th January 2010
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        Dark Knight, The
        I was at President Obama's meeting about the economy, and worried as I was, I told him that we needed to do something, that the economy sucked. He turned to me and asked me; "Why So Serious!?"
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          Posted, 8th January 2010
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          Iron Man
          The preferred weapon is the one you only have to fire once. That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it... and it's worked out pretty well so far!
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            Posted, 8th January 2010
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            Iron Man
            If you have small hands...come down here. I need you!
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              Iron Man
              Note to Rhodey (Terrence Howard) Rhodes: Don't ever bet on there being a "Next Time, baby!"
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                Iron Man
                Pepper Potts can handle ANY job...but is especially adept at "taking out the trash." Meow!!!
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                  Posted, 8th January 2010
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                  Iron Man
                  Jarvis may be a robot...but the A.I. has definitely gifted him with a precious sense of sarcasm.
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                    Posted, 8th January 2010
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                    Star Trek
                    No matter which incarnation, Captain Kirk is STILL the coolest white man ever to walk the Earth.
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                      Posted, 8th January 2010
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                      Pandorum
                      If I'm a well recognized actor, but I stay behind the scenes and let the new guy do all the work in a horror movie without leaving my chair, there is no way I'm a good guy.
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                        Posted, 8th January 2010
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                        X-Men Origins: Wolverine
                        When you're writing a movie, you can ignore all the history from previous movies and source material and just inject any characters you want, never mind the fact that they had been stablished to not have met until years later. It looks cool, so why use logic?
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                          Posted, 8th January 2010
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                          Law Abiding Citizen
                          No matter how right the character might be in wanting revenge, the main star that sold him down the river and left the murders and rape of his wife unpunished will be the good, righteous guy and will win in the end.
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                          • 28th November 2010 by Thalidomide Squid
                            Be careful who you sell down the river, you might become indirectly responsible for lots of innocent deaths ;)
                          • 29th October 2010 by AKenjiB
                            Well to be honest, he killed a lot of people who had done nothing wrong and I think it shows that revenge is never the right solution. I get what you're saying about Jamie Foxx's character, but I'd like to think that he learned from his mistakes.
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                          Posted, 8th January 2010
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                          Slither
                          "'Gina" is a country. You know, where "Ginese" people come from.
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                            Posted, 8th January 2010
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                            Slither
                            Remember: Don't let them in your mouth!
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                              Posted, 8th January 2010
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                              Slither
                              You might turn into one of "those things". I know it sounds negative but, well, it's been that sorta day.
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                                Posted, 8th January 2010
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                                Slither
                                Sure, you saved my butt. But I'm the man so, of course, when I tell that story, it's gonna be the other way around.
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                                  Posted, 8th January 2010
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                                  Crash
                                  No matter how tough, cut throat, and decisively driven you have to be to become a famous Hollywood Director, you will still cower in fear in front of a cop feeling-up your wife, and never, ever consider having a press conference in the morning (or the same night) denouncing the incident! (Didn't Obama have this guy and the cop for a beer the other day?)
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                                    Posted, 7th January 2010
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                                    Knocked Up
                                    No matter how fat, obnoxious, foul-mouthed, and jobless you are, the beautiful, smart, successful TV Star girl will follow you around, take all kinds of crap from you, and beg you to become your wife if you get her drunk enough just one night and get her pregnant.
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                                      Posted, 7th January 2010
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                                      Star Trek
                                      Half-Vulcan, half-human and required to guard your innermost feelings at all times to present a logical, emotionless facade in front of everybody so that you can keep their respect doesn't mean you can not get some nookie in front of everyone in the transporter room before you beam down to your certain death.
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                                        Posted, 7th January 2010
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                                        In the year 2154 liberals will still be in charge, and George Bush's two consecutive terms will still be remembered, so every bad guy will be required to utilize the phrase "shock and awe" and will threaten to "terrorize the terrorists," when the terrorists are but a peaceful, indigenous life-form.
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                                          Posted, 7th January 2010
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