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Sherlock Holmes
If your best friend's fiancée asks you to speculate on her and her past having just met her, you will inevitably fudge the most important detail.
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    Posted, 8th January 2010
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    Sherlock Holmes
    7 foot thugs sound immensely more cultured and civilised when speaking French.
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      Sherlock Holmes
      Despite the fact Holmes shows you exactly what he will do to an opponent in a blow by blow guide, it will still look amazing when he actually does it.
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        Sherlock Holmes
        If told your love interest was working for a genius even greater than you, with no morals, who played your previous enemy like a fiddle, you will not immediately set out to find some way to apprehend and incarcerate him.
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          Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
          Trying to maintain a long distance relationship using webcams and prearranged times will backfire, badly.
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            Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
            Despite formerly having access to the frozen body of a Decepticon, a current alliance with the Autobots, and a legion of geeks who would give their sparks to on the engineering team, Sector 7 never considered creating mech-like combat units.
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              Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
              Seeing as he didn't die in the previous movie, it was guaranteed he would die at least once in this one.
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                Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
                All elderly sentients, regardless of race are crotchety, forgetful and flatulent.
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                  Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
                  Despite the advantageous nature, Autobots will never assume the form of military vehicles even while allied with the US military.
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                    Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
                    When Optimus says he wants your face, its just as disturbing as you'd expect it to sound coming from a 25 year old cartoon icon who believes in freedom, peace and mercy.
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                    • 21st June 2010 by agentdc7
                      Geez, I hated hearing that line.
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                    Posted, 8th January 2010
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                    Apparently the biggest predator on Pandora does not indeed expect an enemy to come from above.
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                    • 16th May 2010 by ekedolphin
                      As Jake pointed out, that's probably the security that comes from knowing you're on top of the food chain.
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                    Techniques for fighting enemies who inhabit a jungle almost two hundred years before will not be applied to a jungle-wide planet.
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                      Despite travelling lightyears across the galaxy there will always be distinct parallels between humans and the aliens they come across.
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                        To learn to become one with Eywa, loincloths are a necessity.
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