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Lovely Bones, The
Your parents are not the obstacle in you becoming a famous photographer, it's getting murdered :(
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    Lovely Bones, The
    Developing photos in the 70s was very expensive.
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      Lovely Bones, The
      Mark Wahlberg is not as tough as you think.
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        Lovely Bones, The
        In the 70s the USA made safes that were perfectly sealed and airtight which could contain the smell and remains of a chopped up, muddy, rotting corpse for years. Seriously, maybe they did. Who knows nowadays with everything made in China!
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          Lovely Bones, The
          Remind yourself, next time when on an acid trip, be sure to chat with dead girls' souls, so that you can solve old mysterious murder cases.
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            Lovely Bones, The
            Lighthouses mean something in this movie. I just can't figure out what.
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              Lovely Bones, The
              Any girl that "sees the dead" or is "otherworldly" must have jet-black dyed hair and dark, dark eyeliner. Apparently there were goths back in the 70s!
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                Lovely Bones, The
                It's not cheating making out with an old flame if it's your possessed girlfriend.
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                  Lovely Bones, The
                  Serial killer paedo-psychopaths are always very neat and good at making stuff.
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                    Tiny breasts are 100% attractive on a female if she is blue, has big eyes, and is five times taller than you.
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                      Posted, 18th January 2010
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                      At least now we know where Luke's blue milk comes from.
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                      Armageddon
                      NASA has the keys to the US patent office. So beware.
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                        Armageddon
                        American taxes are so bad, people will do almost anything to not have to pay them.
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                          Armageddon
                          NASA doubles up on everything. Which means that there is actually a secret 2nd International Space Station up there.
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                          • 6th June 2010 by thugz4real
                            there could be 2 Buzz Aldrins, or 2 giant leaps for mankind, or 2...well u get the idea.
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                          Hurt Locker, The
                          If you decide to be a suicide bomber, be sure about it, it's going to be hard to change your mind.
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                          • 24th October 2010 by AKenjiB
                            He wasn't a suicide bomber. Terrorists unwillingly planted that bomb onto him
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                          Hurt Locker, The
                          Psychiatrists are poor bomb squad members.
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                            Hurt Locker, The
                            If an Iraqi stranger is videotaping your bomb squad at work, you sure as hell better work faster.
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                              Hurt Locker, The
                              Once you hit the 800 bombs-defused mark, you will feel utterly invincible.
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                                Hurt Locker, The
                                When defusing bombs in Iraq, try not to use a $5 toy wagon.
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                                  Jennifer's Body
                                  Megan Fox is extremely hot no matter what she does, including when eating someone. This probably means she is a vampire in real life.
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                                    Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
                                    On Tatooine, a small child can easily enter an incredibly dangerous and reckless vehicle race.
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                                      Star Wars: A New Hope
                                      Despite being able to travel quickly from one part of the galaxy to another, the Death Star is somehow blocked by a planet while trying to blow up the rebel base on Yavin IV.
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                                      • 29th May 2014 by username
                                        And it could have just blown up the planet that was in the way too.
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                                      Hangover, The
                                      If your very-soon-to-be-husband and his buddies say they're going to be in Vegas "just one more night," be VERY suspicious.
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                                        Little Miss Sunshine
                                        You really DON'T want to know what Grandpa's into.
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                                          Monsters, Inc
                                          Scaring kids in bunk beds requires extra skill and practice.
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