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Thing (2011), The
The splitface thing doesn't like to wear underwear or socks. Probably because the CGI would be too complicated to animate.
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    Leviathan (1989)
    When a crew member gets clawed by a monster that infects people, just bandage him up and don't bother to think that maybe that guy is infected.
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      Leviathan (1989)
      When a crew member suddenly dies and has several weird skin problems, the doctors don't seem very concerned at all. Must be normal to see a crew member die suddenly.
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        Leviathan (1989)
        Go ahead and drink the alcohol in an abandoned sunken military submarine. Nothing bad could possibly happen.
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          Leviathan (1989)
          If you blew up the monster with a grenade, hooray you've won. Don't worry about the fact that the monster is still alive while in several pieces and can regrow itself and freely spread across the ocean.
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            Leviathan (1989)
            If a leech monster is attacking someone, run away and get help instead of finding something to kill it.
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              Leviathan (1989)
              When a monster dunks your head into water to drown you, don't bother swimming below to get away. Just lie there and drown.
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                Leviathan (1989)
                You would feel a lot better after punching your jerk boss in the face.
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                  Leviathan (1989)
                  Alien + The Thing + Abyss * ripoff = Leviathan.
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                    Leviathan (1989)
                    If the black guy doesn't die first, he will die last instead.
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                      Leviathan (1989)
                      While we're waiting for a convenient rescue chopper to appear out of nowhere, sharks will attack you to keep you from being bored.
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                        Leviathan (1989)
                        Even though the company boss lied to you about a hurricane and declared your entire crew dead already, a rescue chopper will still be circling your position just in case.
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                          Leviathan (1989)
                          If 2 dead people start reanimating and grotesquely merging with each other, it's not really shocking at all. Just casually pick them up and toss them out to sea like trash.
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                            Leviathan (1989)
                            Flamethrowers in an underwater base makes total sense.
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                              X-Men: Apocalypse
                              Quicksilver no longer needs to hold people's necks to avoid whiplash.
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                                Posted, 30th May 2016
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                                X-Men: Apocalypse
                                I guess the Blob was movable after all.
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                                  X-Men: Apocalypse
                                  It's always night in Berlin.
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                                    Posted, 23rd May 2016
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                                    X-Men: Apocalypse
                                    Yes Storm, Apocalypse must understand English because he doesn't say anything at all.
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                                      Posted, 23rd May 2016
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                                      X-Men: Apocalypse
                                      It's wonderful to see a woman again and meet her for the first time again.
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                                        Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                                        X-Men: Apocalypse
                                        Nightcrawler isn't used to counting to 3 with his fingers.
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                                          That was really retarded - Nightcrawler forget he hasn't enough fingers to count to three for the sake of a cheap joke.
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                                        Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                                        X-Men: Apocalypse
                                        In an alternate timeline, Wolverine isn't naked when he runs out of Alkali Lake.
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                                          Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                                          X-Men: Apocalypse
                                          I wanna to see the rest of that Danger Room scene...
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                                            Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                                            X-Men: Apocalypse
                                            When Beast leaps into the air, he has invisible ropes to help him cushion his falls.
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                                              Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                                              X-Men: Apocalypse
                                              When Magneto helps the X-Men, he will made a X with metal beams to show it.
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                                                Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                                                X-Men: Apocalypse
                                                Apocalypse being all powerful still couldn't tell that Mystique is disguised as Psylocke.
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                                                  Posted, 22nd May 2016
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