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Captain America: Civil War
General Ross has copies of The Avengers, Winter Soldier and Age of Ultron so he can show them to the Avengers whenever they mess up.
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  • 21st May 2016 by agentdc7
    That's exactly what I was thinking when he was about to review the footage with them. Though at least the filmmakers were decent enough to give us POVs. Could be B roll footage.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Clark Kent calls his mother Martha, not Mom.
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  • 5th May 2016 by agentdc7
    Wow, as if Superman wasn't enough of a jerk in these movies.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Bruce Wayne saved more lives in the Zod incident than Superman bothered to.
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  • 14th April 2016 by kvn8907
    Should be "Bruce Wayne THINKS he saved more lives than Superman in the Zod incident." Considering Superman saved "Every single human being except for a few in a city" Mr. Wayne's concerns seem particularly petty.
  • 4th April 2016 by agentdc7
    Yup. That really is the Superman we all know all right...........
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Lois Lane was able to magically figure out that the kryptonite spear would kill Doomsday despite being nowhere near Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman when that conversation was had.
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  • 2nd April 2016 by agentdc7
    I was wondering this myself. I thought I missed something during the movie.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
"I wanted to kill the crap out of you two minutes ago. I've been preparing to do so for the whole movie and went through great lengths to carry out this plan. But your mother shares the same name as mine did? Water under the bridge. Let's be BFFs!"
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  • 2nd April 2016 by agentdc7
    Because reasons. Or lazy writing. BTW, is anyone's mother's name Jane? I would like to be friends with you. Best friends.
  • 30th March 2016 by Creamlord666
    Superman calls her "mom" the whole time but when he is about to get crushed by Warhammer 40k Batman, he calls her "Martha"....
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
This is Jesse Eisenberg at his absolute awkwardest, twitchiest, and... Eisenberg-est.
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  • 2nd April 2016 by agentdc7
    Yup. Everything we would expect from a Lex Luthor........not.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
I guess Michael Cera was too busy to play Lex Luthor so they got his mirror image.
(1) Comments
  • 2nd April 2016 by agentdc7
    I seriously hated every second Jesse was on screen. What were they thinking?
Deadpool
Two mutants living in a really big house. Almost seems like the studio couldn't afford any more X-Men.
(1) Comments
  • 21st February 2016 by agentdc7
    I loved how he said that. It was exactly what I was thinking.
Deadpool
Stan Lee works in a strip club.
(1) Comments
  • 21st February 2016 by agentdc7
    So that's why we rarely see him cameo in an X-Men film.
TERMINATOR GENISYS
Terminators appear everywhere with no explanation.
(1) Comments
  • 24th December 2015 by agentdc7
    Classified.
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
X, as in "X and bacon".
(1) Comments
  • 8th December 2015 by agentdc7
    Eggs and bacon!!!!!
Diamonds are Forever
Life is strange, one minute Bamby and Thumper are handing James Bond's bottom to him, the next minute he overpower both with just one hand holding each of them.
(1) Comments
  • 22nd November 2015 by agentdc7
    That always bothered me when I watched it as a kid.
SPECTRE
Hello, I just killed your husband, lets have sex.
(1) Comments
  • 21st November 2015 by agentdc7
    That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw Monica Belluci.
Fantastic Four (2015)
Kate Mara's wig: The Eighth Wonder of the World.
(1) Comments
  • 20th September 2015 by agentdc7
    Ugh. I didn't think it was going to look THAT different, but good grief were they even trying to make it look the same?
TERMINATOR GENISYS
A young AI program will look a child. When it learns more, it will look like a teen and then an adult because the audience needs to know metaphorically that Skynet/Genisys is growing more and more.
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  • 10th July 2015 by agentdc7
    @IcyNeko. Hehe, yeah that's exactly what I was thinking.
  • 10th July 2015 by IcyNeko
    Waiting for Old Man Time-Skynet. lol
  • 10th July 2015 by IcyNeko
    Waiting for Old Man Time-Skynet. lol
TERMINATOR GENISYS
Don't disable the other helicopter when fleeing.
(1) Comments
  • 7th July 2015 by agentdc7
    That really bugged me. There was conveniently 2 helicopters on the roof and obviously a helicopter chase was going to happen.
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
When children get off from school, they get a free buffet at the candy store.
(1) Comments
  • 22nd June 2015 by agentdc7
    Except Charlie though.
Mad Max
Fifi is a suitable name for the tough Chief of the Main Force Patrol.
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  • 28th May 2015 by agentdc7
    Complete with a scarf.
Avengers - Age of Ultron
The Falcon might as well stay at home, as we dont need two token black men.
(1) Comments
  • 1st May 2015 by agentdc7
    LOL. I was thinking this when we only saw War Machine.
Avengers - Age of Ultron
I just cut off your hand? I think it'll be fine.
(1) Comments
  • 1st May 2015 by agentdc7
    The KLAAAAAWWWWWW!
The Deer Hunter
John Cazale was very weak when filming began, and for this reason, his scenes were filmed first. Michael Cimino knew from the start that Cazale was dying from cancer, but the studio did not. When they found out, they wanted to replace Cazale. When Meryl Streep learned of their intentions, she threatened to quit if they did. Cazale died shortly after filming was completed.
(1) Comments
  • 16th March 2015 by agentdc7
    You just copy and pasted this from the imdb trivia page.
The Amazing Spiderman 2
Being an annoying cocky git makes you a hit with the girls.
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  • 16th March 2015 by IceLord
    That's fair enough - at least you confirmed I'm not an idiot who can't 'search' properly :-) I suppose the admins could merge my priceless hilarious comments with the original? It won't take long :-D
  • 14th March 2015 by agentdc7
    Yeah, I admit the search function and automated poster thing isn't very good on this new site. And it seems like no one is really managing it right now even after I sent in a few requests about how several movie posters are wrong.
  • 10th March 2015 by IceLord
    This is true but if the search and find function doesn't work on the site there's not a lot I can do about it :-)
  • 8th March 2015 by agentdc7
    Um, we already have a list: http://www.100thingsilearned.com/view/1705/
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
If 2 people fight on a collapsing make shit bridge, one of them is going to fall to their death.
(2) Comments
  • 25th March 2015 by smartguy360
    those are the rules, just ask gandalf
  • 8th March 2015 by agentdc7
    Sorry, I meant to say make "shift" bridge.
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
these prequels are ruining the franchise just like star wars
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The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
The actual desolation of Smaug lasted about ten minutes.
(1) Comments
  • 8th March 2015 by agentdc7
    I nearly forgot this happened in the film. They should have left that part in the second movie. It made Smaug look so insignificant here. Then again these movies shouldn't have been 3 to begin with.

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