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X-Men: Apocalypse
When Mystique imitates Stryker to capture Wolverine 10 years ago, that means the real Stryker somehow got Wolverine.
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    X-Men: Apocalypse
    Wolverine is stored next to the power generator just in case someone wants to tamper with it and break him out at the same time.
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      X-Men: Apocalypse
      When Apocalypse chooses his horsemen, he chooses the first 4 semi-powerful mutants he runs into. If he finds a 5th even more powerful mutant, he will want to inherit their body.
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        X-Men: Apocalypse
        Caliban's father looks like Apocalypse. Maybe because he's bald.
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          X-Men: Apocalypse
          Charles erased Moira's memory only to give it back to her eventually.
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            X-Men: Apocalypse
            Apocalypse chooses his first 2 horsemen as the first 2 mutants he meets.
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              X-Men: Apocalypse
              A long time ago in a country far far away, Apocalypse transferred his consciousness into Poe Dameron.
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              • 31st May 2016 by Creamlord666
                Even worse, transferring his mind transfers his powers too even though he is a mutant and his powers are bound to genetics.
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              X-Men: Apocalypse
              What can top Magneto lifting the Stadium? Magneto lifting all the metal inside the earth.
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                X-Men: Apocalypse
                The X-men suits are actually stolen Stryker suits.
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                  X-Men: Apocalypse
                  When Weapon X gets released, security will wait until we get a full reveal dramatic shot before engaging.
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                    X-Men: Apocalypse
                    Quicksilver doesn't age after 10 years. Maybe his mutation prevents him from aging.
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                      X-Men: Apocalypse
                      The first thing Mystique does when she wakes up is turn into Jennifer Lawrence.
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                        X-Men: Apocalypse
                        If the teacher wants to keep you in class a little longer after the bell, she will make an exception for the jock bully.
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                          X-Men: Apocalypse
                          Quicksilver can turn something terrible like the mansion and Havok exploding into something funny.
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                            X-Men: Apocalypse
                            Mutant and proud. Except if you look like Jennifer Lawrence.
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                              Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                              X-Men: Apocalypse
                              Whenever a bad guy in a Marvel movie mind controls someone, their eyes will turn black.
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                                X-Men: Apocalypse
                                Electrified cage suppress mutant powers.
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                                  X-Men: Apocalypse
                                  Charles has looked up Moira once or twice, but he's not a pervert.
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                                    X-Men: Apocalypse
                                    En Sabah Nur followers never thought to expose a partially subterranean pyramid to sunlight to reactivate it.
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                                      Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                                      X-Men: Apocalypse
                                      At least when can all agree the third movie is always the worst. Like Last Stan - I mean Return of the Jedi.
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                                        Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                                        Captain America: Civil War
                                        Vision wears people clothes so he doesn't have to wear that pink green suit all the time.
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                                          Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                                          Captain America: Civil War
                                          According to carbon dating and the talkative nature, Peter Parker is on the young side.
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                                            Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                                            Captain America: Civil War
                                            Tony Stark's conscience sounds like Scott Lang.
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                                              Captain America: Civil War
                                              Captain America's shield does not obey the laws of physics at all.
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                                                Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                                                Captain America: Civil War
                                                War Machine's special electric baton is completely worthless.
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                                                  Posted, 22nd May 2016
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