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Captain America: Civil War
Steve's best friend from the 1940's and from present day will likely be best friends as well.
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    Captain America: Civil War
    If Falcon used his drone earlier in the fight, we wouldn't have a long drawn out spectacular battle.
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      Captain America: Civil War
      Baron Zemo has kept a dead body rotting in his bathtub for a few days. That also means Zemo doesn't shower. Gross.
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        Captain America: Civil War
        Turning into a smaller person gives you super strength, so logically, turning into a giant person will give you super strength.
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          Captain America: Civil War
          A vibranium suit is not tazer proof.
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            Captain America: Civil War
            When you turn into a giant man, your voice will not deepen.
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              Captain America: Civil War
              So was Abomination supposed to be in the Raft Prison too?
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                Posted, 21st May 2016
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                Captain America: Civil War
                Stark has 36 hours to bring in Captain America when he requested 72. So in that really tight timeline, Tony heads to Queens to recruit combat inexperienced teenager Peter Parker, build him a brand new suit, and bring him along to stop Steve.
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                  Posted, 21st May 2016
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                  Captain America: Civil War
                  Disney Marvel still can't write decent villains.
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                    Posted, 21st May 2016
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                    Captain America: Civil War
                    A low profile car is a non- Audi.
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                      Scarface (1983)
                      Even if the gold digger wife was blind, desperate, starved, and begging for sex on a desert island, Tony Montana is the last thing she would ever f*ck. Except if Tony becomes rich.
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                        Posted, 14th May 2016
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                        Scarface (1983)
                        If a woman doesn't like it when you wiggle your tongue at her, she is either a bitch or a lesbian.
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                          The Jungle Book
                          If the former Kaa sounded like a pedophile, make the newer one sound like a sexy woman so it doesn't sound as creepy.
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                            Posted, 14th May 2016
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                            The Jungle Book
                            Disney formula: kill off one of the parents. Check, twice.
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                              The Jungle Book
                              Disney villain = falls to their death. Check.
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                                The Jungle Book
                                If Shere Khan knows he's on an unstable branch, he will still come after you anyways and potentially- I mean probably fall to his death.
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                                  Posted, 5th May 2016
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                                  Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                  Only Superman is allowed to use the kryptonite spear to kill Doomsday because the plot needs him to die. Except not really die because we know Justice League is coming.
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                                    Posted, 5th May 2016
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                                    The Jungle Book
                                    How can you stop a jungle wild fire? Redirect a stream and you're good.
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                                      The Jungle Book
                                      Bagheera doesn't eat honey.
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                                        Superman III
                                        Ross Webster = Discount Lex Luthor.
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                                          Posted, 18th April 2016
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                                          Superman III
                                          Your boss will be disappointed in you if you couldn't do the one simple thing and kill Superman.
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                                            Posted, 18th April 2016
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                                            Superman III
                                            If you dress up as a military official and drive up in a jeep, you can interrupt anything you want.
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                                              Posted, 18th April 2016
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                                              Superman III
                                              Tar is an element on the periodic table.
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                                                Ghostbusters
                                                Zuul has a wonderful singing voice.
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                                                  Superman III
                                                  When you're drunk, you're own reflection is scary.
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                                                    Posted, 18th April 2016
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