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Superman III
Security guards stay in buildings with the lights completely off.
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    Superman III
    Ricky wanders extremely far when he's on a picnic.
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      Superman III
      Lana has x-ray vision. She can see oil leaking out of her car even though there's tall grass clearly covering her view.
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        Superman III
        A great time to have a picnic is right when you hear thunder.
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          Superman III
          Weather satellites that predict weather can actually control weather too. But it just requires a genius to hack it.
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            Superman III
            The man at the chemical plant cannot leave while there is a fire because if the chemicals heat up, it will blow up the whole place, so he has to stay with the chemicals and.... die with the plant?
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              Superman III
              Superman couldn't be bothered to stop an armed bank robber firing his gun randomly in a crowded area, but he will save a man who isn't smart enough to unlock is car while it's filling up with water.
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                Superman II
                Perry White's skull is no match for a soft ceiling panel.
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                  Superman
                  Superman eats ... when he's hungry.
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                    Superman
                    Seeing eye dogs are trained to count money.
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                      Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
                      Superman can push the moon like it's one big beach ball.
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                        Superman III
                        Diamonds naturally occur in perfect geometrical shape. Perfect to fit inside a ring.
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                          Superman III
                          If your telephone bill is absurdly high, smash a grapefruit in your wife's face. Then start eating it.
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                            Superman III
                            Jail has robber, rapists, and rapists who rape robbers.
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                              Superman III
                              Clark's high school photo sure looks like Superman doesn't it?
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                                Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                If a character looks and acts nothing like his/her comicbook counterpart and will probably piss off a lot of people, rewrite them is the son/daughter of said character. Problem solved?
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                                  The Revenant
                                  When you point a gun at someone, always be as close as possible so they have a chance at grabbing it from you.
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                                    Posted, 9th April 2016
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                                    The Revenant
                                    Don't leave your gun on the ground when you're raping someone against a tree.
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                                      Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                      Mutating dna is strictly forbidden by the counsel. What's that? The counsel is dead you say? Okay sure! Go ahead and do whatever you want, stranger!
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                                        Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                        Superman likes to smash a terrorist through several walls because Zach Snyder likes superheroes that destroy everything in sight cause it looks cool.
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                                          Posted, 2nd April 2016
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                                          Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                          Studio says 'No! The trailers don't spoil the movie! There are more surprises in the film!' Audience replies 'Yes it does... And no, there are no more surprises in the film.'
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                                            Posted, 2nd April 2016
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                                            Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                            It is always the Day of the Dead in Mexico.
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                                              Posted, 2nd April 2016
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                                              Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                              After Lex was arrested, he was sent to the army- I mean prison, where they shave your head.
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                                                Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                                Bad guys are supposed to be evil and unlikable to the audience. Example: Lex Luthor. But let's also make him extremely annoying, nothing like the comic book version to piss off DC fans, have hair, mock a more well liked villain performance like Heath Ledger's Joker, miscast him.
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                                                  Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                                  Too much destruction in the first movie? Let's have more in the second one!
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