The Snarky Movie Website

We've lovingly mined 1,939 movies for 54,195 learnings

Our Member, agentdc7

agentdc7 has learned 4303 things!
agentdc7 has started 110 lists
agentdc7 has left 453 comments
agentdc7 has 3 favorite learnings

Learnings / Comments / @Comments / Favorites

X-Men: Apocalypse
Nightcrawler isn't used to counting to 3 with his fingers.
(1) Comments
  • 31st May 2016 by Creamlord666
    That was really retarded - Nightcrawler forget he hasn't enough fingers to count to three for the sake of a cheap joke.
X-Men: Apocalypse
A long time ago in a country far far away, Apocalypse transferred his consciousness into Poe Dameron.
(1) Comments
  • 31st May 2016 by Creamlord666
    Even worse, transferring his mind transfers his powers too even though he is a mutant and his powers are bound to genetics.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Superman and Lois like to kiss at the most awkward of times.
(1) Comments
  • 14th April 2016 by kvn8907
    Destruction turns them on.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
If Harrison Ford wanted his character killed in Return of the Jedi but didn't get his wish, he will eventually.
(1) Comments
  • 18th December 2015 by john2012
    He wanted to die in the first movie.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Captain Phasma = pointless.
(1) Comments
  • 18th December 2015 by john2012
    Go back to Game of Thrones
Edge of Tommorow
Rita stole Cloud's sword from Final Fantasy VII.
(1) Comments
  • 15th September 2015 by kvn8907
    Cricket bat/sword. It works for both, I'm sure.
TERMINATOR GENISYS
When the trio escapes via helicopter, the cop who helped you will conveniently be unable to follow because he served his purpose to the plot and is no longer required.
(1) Comments
  • 13th July 2015 by FilmSavvy
    Now he can go get those pictures of Spider-Man and make his combustible lemons!
TERMINATOR GENISYS
A young AI program will look a child. When it learns more, it will look like a teen and then an adult because the audience needs to know metaphorically that Skynet/Genisys is growing more and more.
(3) Comments
  • 10th July 2015 by agentdc7
    @IcyNeko. Hehe, yeah that's exactly what I was thinking.
  • 10th July 2015 by IcyNeko
    Waiting for Old Man Time-Skynet. lol
  • 10th July 2015 by IcyNeko
    Waiting for Old Man Time-Skynet. lol
Alien: Resurrection
In the future, people can hold their breath for a REALLY REALLY long time.
(2) Comments
  • 29th June 2015 by Punchingbag
    Good one! Throw in swimming with boots, guns, opening hatches and trying to ripping open a layer of alien membrane over the surface of the water... Its a pretty tall order,
  • 9th January 2012 by bourbonphantom
    Totally, and I totally missed that one.
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
When children get off from school, they get a free buffet at the candy store.
(1) Comments
  • 22nd June 2015 by agentdc7
    Except Charlie though.
Prometheus
The scientist with the digital mapping tool cannot find his way out of a cave.
(1) Comments
  • 19th June 2015 by Xynauzer
    I think that was the most ridiculous part of the movie, simply unacceptable...
Avengers - Age of Ultron
If an android has a green and red body, might as well throw on a gold cape to make it even more colorful.
(2) Comments
  • 8th June 2015 by smartguy360
    he's a robot so the no cape thing doesn't apply to him
  • 9th May 2015 by john2012
    To quote Edna from The Incredibles "NO CAPE"
Prometheus
If a crashing ship is about to roll on you, run parallel with the path it's going rather than off to the side.
(2) Comments
  • 8th June 2015 by smartguy360
    to be fair their was debri flying at bullet like speeds on both sides of her but i would've chanced it than keep running with a giant space ship right behind me
  • 1st May 2013 by Meushell
    I love how she tripped, then got away by rolling over a few feet.
Avengers - Age of Ultron
If there's one way you can trust Vision after just meeting him, it's when he's worthy to yield Thor's Hammer.
(1) Comments
  • 23rd May 2015 by FilmSavvy
    Mjolnir is a great judge of character. You know, for a block of space metal attached to a Wii Remote strap.
Taken
If you need someone to be focused, stab them with two metal spikes.
(1) Comments
  • 10th April 2015 by smartguy360
    that sure would make me focused
Taken
If you're going to hang someone on a steam pipe, use the weak flimsy one so they can escape easier. And they can also use it to shoot steam in your face.
(2) Comments
  • 10th April 2015 by smartguy360
    to be fair hench men are always dumb they even had guns and he still killed them
  • 19th January 2015 by Shellybabe
    Hahah! Love it!
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
One spear can take out heavily armored trolls.
(1) Comments
  • 25th March 2015 by smartguy360
    depends on the force of the throw and the spot it hits
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
If 2 people fight on a collapsing make shit bridge, one of them is going to fall to their death.
(2) Comments
  • 25th March 2015 by smartguy360
    those are the rules, just ask gandalf
  • 8th March 2015 by agentdc7
    Sorry, I meant to say make "shift" bridge.
Robocop 2
When you kill an Asian woman in your limo, she will turn Caucasian when you throw her out.
(1) Comments
  • 22nd February 2015 by Shellybabe
    Hahahahahahah lmao!!
Robocop
ED-209s are programmed to squeal like a pig in the case of falling down the stairs.
(1) Comments
  • 22nd February 2015 by Shellybabe
    Hahaha so true, they also growl too!!!
Taken
There's always people who want to kill pop singers.
(2) Comments
  • 21st February 2015 by agentdc7
    @Shellybabe. Yup.
  • 19th January 2015 by Shellybabe
    Especially so if their surname is Bieber
Iron Man 2
James Rhodes sure looks different.
(1) Comments
  • 19th February 2015 by Garga
    I wonder what was his wife's reaction?
Transformers: Age of Extinction
To save on money, show us 1/2 transformations. And you can also make up pixel transformations into the plot.
(1) Comments
  • 1st February 2015 by FilmSavvy
    They do this to support the Kre-O brand LEGO knock-offs.
American History X
Mobster wives wear cheap makeup and talk about how bad their kids are all day.
(1) Comments
  • 31st January 2015 by agentdc7
    Sorry deleted this. I meant to put this on Goodfellas.
Final Destination 5
Even after 5 movies, we still do not know why people get premonitions in the first place.
(1) Comments

Recently Added

You Like?

Facebook Friends

© 2010 - 2017 100ThingsILearned.com • All rights reserved.