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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
You can hack a Kryptonian spaceship with fake fingerprints because rentinal and dna scanning isn't necessary even with advanced technological capabilities.
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    Posted, 6th April 2016
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    Skyline
    It's nice when aliens attack and they leave all your major utilities intact for a while. Although people may be dying, at least you can watch it on TV and have a glass of water!
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      Posted, 30th January 2012
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      Skyline
      Apparently, there is a short supply of pregnant women in Los Angeles.
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        Posted, 30th January 2012
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        Skyline
        Aliens are in direct competition with Zombies for human brains, which are always high in demand.
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          Posted, 30th January 2012
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          Skyline
          Always follow the instructions of a building manager. They have the best survival skills...
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            Posted, 30th January 2012
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            Skyline
            Always take pictures of yourself cheating on your girlfriend then let her browse through the shots...
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              Posted, 30th January 2012
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              Skyline
              This film was supposed to be about Duke Nukem, they just forgot to include him...
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                Posted, 30th January 2012
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                Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows
                You're not a movie buff if you didn't get the Two Mules for Sister Sara reference...
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                  Posted, 17th January 2012
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                  Conan the Barbarian (2011)
                  If you somehow obtain a mystical mask and feed it some pureblood, don't be surprised if it does nothing at all once you put it on...
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                    Posted, 12th January 2012
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                    Conan the Barbarian (2011)
                    When he's hairy and dirty, Ron Perlman still looks like he did in Quest for Fire.
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                      Posted, 12th January 2012
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                      Conan the Barbarian (2011)
                      Kid Conan is much more interesting to watch than Adult Conan...
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                        Posted, 12th January 2012
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                        Conan the Barbarian (2011)
                        Rose McGowan looks much better with hair...
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                          Posted, 12th January 2012
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                          Thor
                          Heimdall can see you naked in the shower...
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                          • 19th March 2012 by Alaurien
                            noooooo....you're right....i wont feel secure while taking a shower anymore :/
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                          Posted, 12th January 2012
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                          Darkest Hour, The
                          An invasion by microwave aliens is much cleaner than a zombie apocalypse.
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                            Posted, 30th December 2011
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                            Darkest Hour, The
                            Chainmail armor made out of keys is awesome and effective!
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                              Posted, 30th December 2011
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                              Darkest Hour, The
                              If you must engage in battle with microwave aliens, always ride horses since they don't run on batteries or internal combustion engines. They're invulnerable to electromagnetic pulses.
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                                Posted, 30th December 2011
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                                Darkest Hour, The
                                If you ever need a fellow American to chat with, you can find one in any club around the world.
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                                  Posted, 30th December 2011
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                                  Darkest Hour, The
                                  When traveling abroad, don't bother carrying any books that will help you communicate with the locals. Charades is much more fun.
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                                    Posted, 30th December 2011
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                                    Darkest Hour, The
                                    You can always count on a local electrician to create an effective weapon to use against alien invaders.
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                                      Posted, 30th December 2011
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                                      Darkest Hour, The
                                      When experiencing an electrical anomaly, police can always rely on their clubs to probe things.
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                                        Posted, 30th December 2011
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                                        Darkest Hour, The
                                        In Moscow, you can catch a ride on a nuclear submarine as easily as catching a cab.
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                                        • 26th January 2012 by jermanyx
                                          what holidays are they surviving? The one's this year, or the one's last year that just happened
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                                        Posted, 30th December 2011
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                                        Rambo III
                                        All Green Berets can drive a tank and fire its gun at the same time.
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                                          Posted, 4th December 2011
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                                          Rite, The
                                          Don't. Piss. Off. The. Devil!
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                                            Posted, 4th December 2011
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                                            Hulk (2003)
                                            For years, Banner couldn't find a cure for becoming the Hulk. All he needed was morphine!
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                                              Posted, 4th December 2011
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                                              Green Lantern
                                              Fighter jets created by Green Lanterns can propel themselves even in the vacuum of space!
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                                                Posted, 4th December 2011
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