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Happening, The
When everyone around you starts to kill themselves, hold your breathe.
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    Posted, 20th February 2010
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    28 Days Later
    In the midst of a zombie epidemic, where the infected turn violent within seconds, people will still have plenty of time to post notices about their missing loved ones.
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      Posted, 17th January 2010
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      28 Days Later
      Christmas lights are a sure sign of life.
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        Posted, 17th January 2010
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        28 Days Later
        It never rains when you need it.
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          Posted, 17th January 2010
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          28 Days Later
          If they're not zombies, they're probably rapists.
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          Posted, 17th January 2010
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          28 Days Later
          Handheld weapons are best. Blood splatter from zombies can infect you, so using guns would just be unfair.
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            Posted, 17th January 2010
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            28 Days Later
            Go ahead and drive into that tunnel! The five minutes it will save you over an alternate route is well worth taking the chance that you'll get trapped in there.
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              Posted, 17th January 2010
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              28 Days Later
              Lying helpless, in a coma, in a hospital bed is actually a pretty good way to stay safe from zombies.
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                Posted, 17th January 2010
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                28 Days Later
                Don't call them zombies! - After all, a technicality about whether they're dead or not is more important than accurately describing their behavior.
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                  Posted, 17th January 2010
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                  Monty Python and the Holy Grail
                  Now we see the violence inherent in the system.
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                    Posted, 15th January 2010
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                    Twilight
                    Only play baseball during thunderstorms. (Applies to vampires only.)
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                      Posted, 15th January 2010
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                      Twilight
                      Sparkling is a good reason to stay home from school.
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                        Posted, 15th January 2010
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                        Daybreakers
                        Naked humans give the best blood.
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                          Posted, 15th January 2010
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                          Daybreakers
                          If you turn into a vampire, don't turn everyone else too!
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                            Posted, 15th January 2010
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                            Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
                            Killing a kid while their dad watches is not a good idea.
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                            • 6th December 2013 by catmunch1
                              and talk down the dad at the same time.
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                            Posted, 15th January 2010
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                            Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
                            It's not a coincidence that Darth Vader is dressed like the Black Knight.
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                              Posted, 15th January 2010
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                              Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
                              If someone had just bitch-slapped him when he was younger, there never would have been a Darth Vader.
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                                Posted, 15th January 2010
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                                Daybreakers
                                When the other vampires that work in your building are on the verge of going into bloodlust and will likely kill you, be sure to drink the blood of one of the last humans in front of them, without offering to share.
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                                  Posted, 14th January 2010
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                                  Daybreakers
                                  Advanced, high tech vampire security systems can warn you when your back door is ajar, but they can't close and lock it for you.
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                                    Posted, 14th January 2010
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