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Men in Black 2
Corporations like Burger King and Sprint know about the best kept secret in the universe.
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    Posted, 5th June 2014
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    Hancock
    Imprisoned criminals get metal hooks for their artificial hands.
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      Posted, 8th May 2014
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      Gravity
      NASA is surprisingly lenient about passing people for the space program.
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        Posted, 6th March 2014
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        Twister
        Apparently, in Jan de Bont's mind, a subway signal light is enough to knock off Dennis Hopper's head, a chimney flue is enough to knock off Owen Wilson's head. But a hubcap launched by a tornado? Minor scrape.
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          Posted, 18th August 2013
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          Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
          Surviving a mile-high fall off an airplane and then a cliff on a dinghy is apparently much more plausible than surviving a nuclear blast in a refrigerator.
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            Posted, 24th January 2013
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            Paul Blart: Mall Cop
            There is no medication to treat hypoglycemia. Hypoglycemics are doomed to eat pixie sticks for the rest of their lives.
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              Hollow Man
              Getting burned with a flamethrower, bashed in the head with a crowbar, and electrocuted? Why assume he's dead just because he falls into a pit of fire?
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                Posted, 6th January 2013
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                Paul Blart: Mall Cop
                A middle-aged, overweight male could realistically attain a walking Real Doll.
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                  Posted, 31st December 2012
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                  Paul Blart: Mall Cop
                  Thanksgiving Day comes after Black Friday, apparently.
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                    Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
                    Roast beef is the Swedish term for beef that is roasted.
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                      Posted, 23rd August 2012
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                      Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
                      Dinner is the French word for the evening meal.
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                        Posted, 23rd August 2012
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                        Prometheus
                        I want my own drive-thru surgery machine.
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                        • 19th June 2015 by Xynauzer
                          Looks like Elysium has some competition.
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                        Posted, 26th June 2012
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                        Honey, I Blew up the Kid
                        So that's what the 'N' word means.
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                          Posted, 11th February 2012
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                          Eagle Eye
                          So that's what has become of Vic Mackey!
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                            Posted, 13th October 2011
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                            Tron: Legacy
                            That is a big door.
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                              Posted, 17th April 2011
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                              Sucker Punch
                              The only thing easier than blonde girls are lobotomized blond girls.
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                                Posted, 17th April 2011
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                                Scream 4
                                You can't cheat death by pretending to be gay.
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                                  Posted, 17th April 2011
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                                  Scream 4
                                  Fuck Bruce Willis.
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                                    Posted, 17th April 2011
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                                    Scream 4
                                    It's not a movie, it's real life.
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                                      Posted, 17th April 2011
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                                      Scream 4
                                      No matter how much the rules change, saying "I'll be right back" is not a good idea.
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                                        Posted, 17th April 2011
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                                        Scream 4
                                        The killer doesn't care if you're gay.
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                                          Posted, 17th April 2011
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                                          Scream 4
                                          The killer is not in that closet.
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                                            Posted, 17th April 2011
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                                            Scream 4
                                            Cops always get killed unless they're Bruce Willis.
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                                              Posted, 17th April 2011
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                                              Scream 4
                                              No matter how much the rules change, the black guy always dies.
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                                                Posted, 17th April 2011
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                                                Sucker Punch
                                                A 20-year-old woman's fantasy life is curiously like that of a teenage boy's.
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                                                • 4th April 2011 by AshBlaze
                                                  Eh... Yeah, you said it easier, at least.
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                                                Posted, 3rd April 2011
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