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Max Payne
When making a movie based on a game where the main character spends the whole time shooting everyone, be sure to only have 2 shootouts that last for about 2 mins each in the movie
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    Posted, 28th June 2010
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    Tropic Thunder
    Crocodile Dundee is an Australian national treasure
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      Snatch
      Large people can move when they have to
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        Serenity
        Your poetic attempt to big yourself up will only end with impalement by large metal spike
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          Posted, 6th May 2010
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          Incredible Hulk, The
          A soldier's initial reaction on seeing a rocket launcher will be, 'sweeeeeet!'
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            Posted, 15th February 2010
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            Happening, The
            Old women are highly suspicious.
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              Posted, 14th February 2010
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              Happening, The
              High school students find it funny and not lame when their teacher refers to the head mistress as 'the dark lord.'
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                Posted, 14th February 2010
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                Happening, The
                Zooey Deschanel doesn't like hotdogs.
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                  Posted, 14th February 2010
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                  Happening, The
                  When someone jumps into a lion enclosure, be sure to film it.
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                    Posted, 14th February 2010
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                    Happening, The
                    When you see wind...RUN AWAY!!
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                      Posted, 14th February 2010
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                      Happening, The
                      Don't eye an old woman's lemon drink.
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                        Posted, 14th February 2010
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                        Happening, The
                        'Cheese and crackers' is the new phrase to use when expressing shock.
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                          Posted, 14th February 2010
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                          Happening, The
                          When plants are the cause of the problems, head to woody areas.
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                            Posted, 14th February 2010
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                            Happening, The
                            Hotdogs get a bad rep, they have a nice shape...full of protein.
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                              Posted, 14th February 2010
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                              Monty Python and the Holy Grail
                              Having a gang bang with 100 nurses puts you in grave danger
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                                Posted, 5th February 2010
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                                Taken
                                Chicks will trust any random guy so long as he's good looking
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                                  Posted, 5th February 2010
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                                  28 Weeks Later
                                  You can play the exact same song 3 times in a movie and it will still sound awesome
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                                    Posted, 5th February 2010
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                                    28 Weeks Later
                                    The infected are fit enough to constantly sprint
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                                      Posted, 5th February 2010
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                                      28 Weeks Later
                                      A small kid can outrun an entire crowd of infected, to the point where he will have enough time to beg for entry to a house, calm down, start eating a meal and explain what happened before the infected finally catch up
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                                        Posted, 5th February 2010
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                                        28 Weeks Later
                                        Even after getting discovered within a minute of escaping, two kids can still manage to travel halfway across a completely empty London before being caught
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                                          Posted, 5th February 2010
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                                          28 Weeks Later
                                          Even if you've seen your wife get smothered by the infected, find out she had survived then find her locked in a high security room and strapped down onto a table, still assume it's safe to come into full contact with her
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                                            Posted, 5th February 2010
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                                            28 Weeks Later
                                            For future reference, if a helicopter gun ship runs out of ammo, it's not completely uselss
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                                              Posted, 5th February 2010
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                                              28 Weeks Later
                                              When trying to protect a large number of people from a infected person, lock them in a room underground, block the entrance, leave no guards in the room and completely forget about the unlocked door that is weak enough to be forced open by a single person at the back of the room. The final touch to keeping them calm is to turn off the lights
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                                                Posted, 5th February 2010
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                                                28 Weeks Later
                                                When trying to rid the city of infected people, level a huge part of it with firebombs and THEN use gas
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                                                  Posted, 5th February 2010
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                                                  Matrix Revolutions, The
                                                  Being the gunner on a ship is the closest thing to playing a first person shooter a citizen of Zion will get to, so of course, the best gunner has to be an Asain
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                                                    Posted, 4th February 2010
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