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It's apparently very hard to come up with any answers to ruthless invaders other than "THIS IS OUR LAND!" since the dawn of history (of the film industry) and for ages to come.
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    Ice Age 3 - Dawn of the Dinosaurs
    There was a time in prehistory where the most fierce and fearsome creature of them all was called Rudy.
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      Simpsons Movie, The
      If your kids have left you for your neighbor, don't forget to offer them to climb a glass dome on a motor cycle.
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      Simpsons Movie, The
      Always make hot chocolate with marshmallows on top for your kids or they will leave you for your catholic neighbor.
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        Simpsons Movie, The
        Epiphany - sudden realization of great truths that will possibly lead one to risking one's life to save people one does not like for reasons one does not quite understand.
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          Simpsons Movie, The
          Always check if you can completely alter your outlook on life by adding "so far" to the end of the last thing you've said.
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            Matrix, The
            It might serve one well to try and stop breathing for a bit just to check if it's really air we're breathing -if it's anything else, never answer a phone again!
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              Simpsons Movie, The
              Spider pig can't swing from a web, he's a pig.
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                Dark Knight, The
                I'm not the only one who would rather trust a convict over their life than a prison officer.
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                  Dark Knight, The
                  Always consider into your calculations what will happen when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
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                    Dark Knight, The
                    No matter how serious it is, I will from now on always react to any solemn face I see by "Why so serious?" if it doesn't help with their solemnness it sure is to drive them the hell off my creepy back.
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                      Armageddon
                      Oh yeah, a bunch of drillers out in a mission to save the planet from a huge asteroid - we totally will have the time to train them before Kansas goes bye bye.
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                        Armageddon
                        When facing an unknown, unidentified humongous flying object in space near the earth, always check if it's Santa.
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                          Armageddon
                          In order for you to be lucky enough to have your miner dad and boyfriend become planetary heroes up in outer space, all you have to do is to "be a babe" and discover your body...sound karmalogical enough?
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                            Armageddon
                            Just because we will let mundayne messy-looking miners into outer space doesn't mean the protagonist won't fall for anything less than a former fashion model, who was by the way accidentally the only young female in a radius of what...100,000 meters?
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                              Shrek
                              Oh forget about rejecting implied stereotypes of beauty - just learn to accept the ugly ones as well!
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                                Incredibles, The
                                In a movie full of both normal and supernatural people of all ages and experience fields, the neighbors' kid on a bike will give the most philosophical quote in this movie -mind you, and almost ANY movie.
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                                  A Bug's Life.
                                  There is only one reasonably intelligent, fairly normal acting female in the community -you're right, the princess.
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