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A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
if a gardner rapes you.......you'll just forget........
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    Posted, 24th May 2010
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    2012
    Africa...survived...the end of the world?
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    • 21st July 2013 by Creamlord666
      It already had its own apocalypse centuries ago...
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    Posted, 23rd January 2010
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    2012
    If a movie is about the end of the world...dont worry, the world will not end up ending after all!
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      Posted, 23rd January 2010
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      2012
      John Cusack can see under salt water and hold his breath indefinitely.
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        Posted, 23rd January 2010
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        Book Of Eli, The
        All blind men are good with weaponry.
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          Posted, 23rd January 2010
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          Legion
          According to Tyrese, babies have very sharp and pointy teeth. Correct me if I'm wrong, but im pretty sure babies don't have razors for teeth.
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            Posted, 23rd January 2010
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            Legion
            When an angel possesses your body, you grow sharp teeth.
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              Posted, 23rd January 2010
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              Legion
              Gabriel has metal wings...while Michael's wings look like a rug...yeah I'd be pretty pissed too if i were him.
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                Posted, 23rd January 2010
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                Legion
                ANGELS ARE TOTAL NOOBS! They just spin around and cut people with their wings, which are metal.
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                  Posted, 23rd January 2010
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                  Legion
                  When God gets angry, he kills everyone. Or at least says he's going to, but really only kills like four or five people. Yeah, he means business.
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                  • 18th March 2010 by mannerino
                    haha, i would be happy. but thats not saying much. after seeing this movie, a chair is brilliant! lol
                  • 14th March 2010 by Sassy
                    This is one of my favorites brilliant!
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                  Posted, 23rd January 2010
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                  Legion
                  Thank god they still had gas.
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                    Posted, 23rd January 2010
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                    Legion
                    A great way to cope with your husband's death is to blame it on your daughter, then kill a baby.
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                    • 23rd January 2010 by PreyBeginning
                      I actually laughed out loud at this one.
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                    Posted, 23rd January 2010
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                    Legion
                    Repeating the beginning monologue in the film at the ending totally makes sense.
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                      Posted, 23rd January 2010
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                      Legion
                      Explosions and stabbings cant kill Gabriel, all you have to do is tell him a ridiculously stupid and confusing plot twist. He will then cry and fly away.
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                        Posted, 23rd January 2010
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                        Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                        Bella has become THE TEASE FROM HELL!!!
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                          Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                          Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                          While practically fooling around with your friend's six pack ( who you know loves you), keep talking about how much you love your ex-boyfriend.
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                            Posted, 22nd January 2010
                            by mannerino
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                            Legion
                            Stabbing, exploding, and just flat out beating the crap out of an angel wont kill him. Just tell him some ridiculously stupid plot twist that makes absolutely no sense, and he will be confused and fly away.
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                              Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                              Legion
                              Sarah Conner didn't fight robots! Thats stupid, we all know she fought angels! Common sense people, common sense...
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                                Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                Legion
                                Gabriel's hammer is more than just a hammer, it's also a chainsaw and a harpoon gun.
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                                  Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                  Legion
                                  After you are attacked by zombie angels, they will just sit there and look at you.
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                                    Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                    Legion
                                    When you are attacked by angels, instead of actually being angels, they will turn into zombies and just walk into your gunfire.
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                                      Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                      Legion
                                      When you see a huge sandstorm closing in on your bar from all sides, don't bother telling anyone, they'll just vanish without any trace or explanation in five minutes.
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                                      • 24th May 2010 by mannerino
                                        then where did it go after that?.................exactly!
                                      • 19th May 2010 by TiffYG2133
                                        it's was insects & it didn't disappear...they drove right into it later!
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                                      Posted, 22nd January 2010
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                                      Legion
                                      After being attacked by angels, keep faith.
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                                      • 18th February 2010 by Sassy
                                        Yeah, right? Lol
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                                      Posted, 22nd January 2010
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