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When you disagree with your commanding officer on an alien planet, the best choice of action is to flee with the tiny box of breathable atmosphere and spend your days babysitting an unconscious Jane Goodall. Friends, family, and foresight are entirely overrated.
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    Posted, 28th January 2010
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    The fine print of the military code of conduct on alien planets states that there will be zero consequences for disobeying direct orders if said orders involve shooting a tree. Just make sure you don't accidentally break a camera while doing so, or else you will be put into a maximum security prison along with anyone who was within five yards of your unconscious physical body at the time.
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