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Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
When you have 100 million dollars, it only takes a couple of weeks to have a brand new office in London opposite London bridge, a dozen of highly competent employees and make 1 billion dollars.
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    Posted, 6th October 2010
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    Town, The
    If you are suspected of robbing banks by the FBI, you have no problem to plan another massive robbery because Federal Agents won't bother to keep a close watch on you. Thus you can leave your house dressed as policemen with lots of guns unnoticed.
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      Posted, 27th September 2010
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      Piranha 3D
      In horror movies, common people and extras are always stupid, ignore the warnings given by the local police and will keep on acting silly until the first disaster happens. Therefore it's impossible to feel sympathy when they are pulled to pieces.
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        Posted, 13th September 2010
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        Piranha 3D
        Porn movies which are meant to be shown on the internet only need one camera operator to be made. No lights or sound operator are necessary. These film won't end up looking like cheap and shaky holiday movie that nobody will care about.
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          Posted, 13th September 2010
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          Inception
          You'd better go to the toilets before starting a multiple dream inception.
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            Posted, 8th September 2010
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            Human Centipede (First Sequence), The
            German policemen don't need to call for support when they find out a human centipede is in an isolated house where a mad doctor is hiding.
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              Posted, 8th September 2010
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              Salt
              When you steal clothes from a hanger in a corridor hotel without checking what you're taking, you will automatically end up with perfectly designed outfits that will outline your impressive silhouette.
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                Posted, 8th September 2010
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                Salt
                When any type of system is activated in a situation room, there's always a pre-recorded cold female voice that will explain what's required, what's going on and how long it will take to launch the nuclear strike.
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                  Posted, 8th September 2010
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                  Salt
                  Hollywood miss the good old times when the Cold War could identify the Soviets as the "bad guys". Nevertheless despite the fall of communism in the ex-USSR, why not base a storyline on a secret cult of Crazy Warriors created in the 1970's which decide to take action more than 25 years later on DAY X? Those warriors are so brainwashed that they'll still consider the US as the worst enemy.
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                    Posted, 8th September 2010
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                    Salt
                    Evelyn Salt's male wig looks incredibly good even after she jumped around and ran for half an hour in the White House. No need to be adjusted.
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                      Posted, 8th September 2010
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                      Salt
                      The most convenient way to escape the CIA after the Russian President's assassination is to get caught, then hijack your police captors.
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                        Posted, 8th September 2010
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                        Legion
                        After the car crash involving three survivors, the baby and Gabriel, the humans will have plenty of time to climb a mountain with the uninjured baby whereas Gabriel will take a time out for 1 hour and reappear for the climax scene.
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                          Posted, 2nd June 2010
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                          Legion
                          After the New Prophet was born, the people protecting him will just need to leave the diner where two lines of silent and immobile possessed people will stand and watch them go by. The possessed people will be led by a even more deranged person wearing a paper bag over their head who will oink like an agonizing pig.
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                            Posted, 2nd June 2010
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                            Legion
                            Waitresses who have just given birth can run into cars, experience a traffic accident and running up hills like a triathlete.
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                              Posted, 2nd June 2010
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                              Legion
                              Possessed angles who want to kill the New Prophet and his mother don't think of simply blowing up the restaurant they're hiding in. It's much more useful to stand outside on the parking lot.
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                                Posted, 2nd June 2010
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                                Legion
                                Angelic possession looks exactly like demonic possession
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                                  Posted, 2nd June 2010
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                                  Legion
                                  Modern archangels know that they can kill fellow angels turned into spider-like zombies with modern weapons, have tattoos like Wentworth Miller and very deep voices.
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                                    Posted, 2nd June 2010
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                                    Legion
                                    Heaven looks like three cardboxes taken from some production assistant's attic.
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                                      Posted, 2nd June 2010
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                                      Legion
                                      Obviously, archangels don't walk around with white sheets for outfits and with towels as turbans but with gladiator's armour and manga's weapons.
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                                        Posted, 2nd June 2010
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                                        Legion
                                        Due to budget reasons, the Apocalypse had to take place in a distant location in the middle of the desert but not too far from LA and Hollywood studios.
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                                          Posted, 2nd June 2010
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                                          Legion
                                          Some people decided to call their son "Jeep".
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                                            Posted, 2nd June 2010
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                                            Legion
                                            Supernatural geroes and Angels from heaven use mechanical steal weapons to fight. Being God's best friends is useless.
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                                              Posted, 2nd June 2010
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                                              Legion
                                              If a rebellious teenager has blood dripped on her from a ceiling, she'll just wipe it off and forget about it.
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                                                Posted, 2nd June 2010
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                                                2012
                                                The world leaders have been working for months to set up a selection system for survival based on wealth and power, but are suddenly moved to tears when hearing a sloppy speech by a scientist who miscalculated the data, and then accept to welcome onboard the dozens of exploited Chinese workers (who have been living in horrendous conditions for the last 24 months).
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                                                  Posted, 1st February 2010
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                                                  2012
                                                  In any foreign country, it is possible to see the national landmark from any window from any building, as characters have decided to buy an apartment opposite to the Eiffel Tower or Big Ben (where else?).
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                                                    Posted, 1st February 2010
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