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Priest
We leave at dawn... Or at midday after I stopped by the funeral to casually throw some dirt on my brother's coffin. Never miss an opportunity to look baddass in a scene that should be emotional.
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    Posted, 4th October 2012
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    Devil Wears Prada, The
    It's cerulean.
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      Posted, 6th June 2012
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      Rise of the Planet of the Apes
      Draco is still a brat.
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        Posted, 22nd March 2012
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        Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
        In 19 years, Albus Severus Potter sports a Bieber cut. Because that will sooo still be popular!
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        • 6th August 2011 by annaftw
          Nineteen years after the final battle is actually like, 2017. So it's only six years from now, not nineteen. :P
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        Posted, 21st July 2011
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        Invictus
        Madiba is giving ulcers to his bodyguards.
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          Posted, 7th July 2011
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          I Am Number Four
          I loved it when the Karate Kid got attacked by those guys disguised as skeletons! ... mmmh, what? I Am Number Four you said? Oh sorry wrong thread. I start again. I loved it when Number Four was attacked by those guys in Halloween costumes.
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            Posted, 28th February 2011
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            I Am Number Four
            Six is one hot chick who will always find a way to look cool, whether she's strutting away from an explosion she started and doesn't bother to look at or needs to recharge her batteries by getting hit in the breast with some guy's hand flashlights. Oh and she rides a motorcycle all dressed in black leather.
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              Posted, 23rd February 2011
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              I Am Number Four
              Aliens have come to kill your boyfriend. His father figure just got killed and they're already hot on his heels. He needs a place to hide. Take him to your high school dark room for some photo developing and special bonding time.
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                Posted, 23rd February 2011
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                Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
                Will someone please drown Umbridge's darn plate-cats?!!??
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                  Posted, 20th November 2010
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                  Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
                  "Twilight's fine. Better actually."
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                  • 24th May 2011 by Eibhlinn Savage
                    The best part is there's no way they didn't write that line in on purpose. They must have had quite a laugh filming it!
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                  Posted, 19th November 2010
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                  Book Of Eli, The
                  In the US where every hotel room has a Bible on the nightstand, where almost every home has a copy of it, where they sell copies in every bookshop and have copies in every church, prayer group and library, you will easily save a Quran and a Torah, but you'll have to wait 31 years before some guy stumbles on a Braille Bible and manages to learn it by heart.
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                    Posted, 30th October 2010
                    by Eibhlinn Savage
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                    A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
                    If you find a nurses cart full of life saving adrenaline doses make sure you don't take more than one each. There's only about 20-30 minutes of film to stay awake through anyway.
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                      Posted, 15th May 2010
                      by Eibhlinn Savage
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                      A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
                      If you are on pills and doses of adrenaline designed to keep you awake, you will fall asleep at the same time as the girl who refused to take any of these.
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                        Posted, 15th May 2010
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                        Repo Men
                        Apparently cutting each other and reaching inside your partner's stomach is the ultimate turn on.
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                        • 20th October 2010 by AKenjiB
                          That scene was so laughably stupid
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                        Posted, 18th April 2010
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                        Gamer
                        People who chat and visit virtual worlds are all fat, ugly, disgusting and perverted.
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                          Posted, 7th April 2010
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                          2012
                          When your daughter's freakin out because a volcano exploded right behind you, tell her "look at my face, do I look scared?" and look as terrified as possible.
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                            Posted, 7th April 2010
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                            2012
                            The freakin Mona Lisa will keep smiling like an idiot through the apocalypse.
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                            • 30th October 2010 by Eibhlinn Savage
                              I knew we should have listened to Paco Rabane!
                            • 17th August 2010 by SainaTsukino
                              she knows... she knows!!!
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                            Posted, 7th April 2010
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                            2012
                            The entire earth crust can move, shift and thrash around, but the American continent will still look the exact same shape and will simply have glided down south.
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                              Posted, 7th April 2010
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                              2012
                              Your seven year old daughter who likes hats still wets her bed, but nothing the destruction of the earth won't fix.
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                                Posted, 7th April 2010
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                                2012
                                John Cusack can defeat the laws of gravity when his trailer falls into an abyss. Even though the trailer is at a near 90 degree angle, you're at the bottom, falling off the trailer yourself, don't worry. You WILL be able to walk back up the trailer, get to the side door and grab the edge of the abyss all in one second. You will of course still be able to run after your ex-wife's plane.
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                                • 5th May 2010 by Scotty Favor
                                  But of course! You should never underestimate men who look wimpy. They have super powers!
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                                Posted, 7th April 2010
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                                2012
                                US landmarks and monuments are still the first to go in disaster movies. By 2012, we still won't have realised it's so cliché.
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                                  Posted, 7th April 2010
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                                  (500) Days of Summer
                                  The greeting cards business is lying to us!
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                                    Posted, 10th February 2010
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                                    Taken
                                    Ingrid doesn't know how lucky she is.
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                                    • 25th August 2012 by agentdc7
                                      Or gullible.
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                                    Posted, 10th February 2010
                                    by Eibhlinn Savage
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                                    Taken
                                    When there is no shortage of Eastern European girls desperate to go west that will do anything, abducting American girls with wealthy families and ex-CIA dads saves transporting costs and clearly is the safer option.
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                                    • 10th April 2015 by smartguy360
                                      well to be fair they were trying to save on having to pay the women to come west, so why not kidnap tourists for free
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                                    Posted, 10th February 2010
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                                    Taken
                                    Liam Neeson to Famke: "I told you so!"
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                                      Posted, 10th February 2010
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