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Daybreakers
The new way to become a day walker-sunlight. Side effects: You're human in every way except that you're still infected.
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    Posted, 21st August 2010
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    Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
    4 years of actual pilot experience will cause earth's defenses to lose in 9 minutes, but 14 days of flight simulators will cause you to win in less than 48 hours with an actual aircraft.
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      Posted, 21st August 2010
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      Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
      This movie belongs on sci-fi and would have been better as a sci-fi mini series rather than a Hollywood pooper
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        Posted, 19th August 2010
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        Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
        According to the makers of "battle field earth" the marine corps don't use pistols
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          Posted, 19th August 2010
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          Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
          M-16 rifles work better and flawlessly when their aged up to 3,000 years
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            Posted, 19th August 2010
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            Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
            All aircraft and no tanks is the best way to win a battle in the year 3,000.
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              Posted, 19th August 2010
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              Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
              Psychlos don't make very good shackles.
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                Posted, 19th August 2010
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                Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                Psychlos don't make very good pilots.
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                  Posted, 19th August 2010
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                  Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                  According to psychlos earth is worse than psychlo hell.
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                    Posted, 19th August 2010
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                    Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                    According to psychlos money is the highest law and supersedes anything else
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                      Posted, 19th August 2010
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                      Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                      Alien corporations above all else are only interested in making money.
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                        Posted, 19th August 2010
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                        Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                        John Travolta is apparently the smallest psychlo among all psychlos.
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                          Posted, 19th August 2010
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                          Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                          Psychlos use humans for mining; it's the cheapest.
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                            Posted, 19th August 2010
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                            Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                            Cows make very good target practice.
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                              Posted, 19th August 2010
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                              Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                              Psychlos have a bad ass flight simulator.
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                                Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                                The ending of this movie reflects on the money John Travolta lost when trying to make this movie his own.
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                                Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                                Amazing enough psychlos don't have gold detectors and can't find gold above ground even in buildings they've destroyed.
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                                  Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                  Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                                  Fort Knox contains a ridiculous amount of gold.
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                                    Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                    Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                                    Psychlo hover ships seem to move ridiculously fast when traveling around the USA.
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                                      Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                      Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                                      According to the creators, the US army and US marine corp are the same thing and located in the same areas.
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                                        Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                        Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                                        "5 pschlos, heavily armed and moving fast" should be restated as "strolling slowly towards your area"
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                                          Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                          Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                                          Harriers are capable of performing complex maneuvers because harriers are so maneuverable, that is why their called harries.
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                                            Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                            Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                                            14 hours is the set time to become a master pilot for a harrier.
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                                              Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                              Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                                              In the year 3,000 all the minorities have ceased to exist except for Forest Whitaker.
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                                                Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                                Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                                                Psychlos love a good extermination and always have 100,000 psychlos ready to deploy at will.
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                                                  Posted, 19th August 2010
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