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Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
John Travolta loves his wife dressed up as a psychlo and even added in a large animated tongue to go with her, a wonderful fantasy all men can enjoy.
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    Posted, 19th August 2010
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    Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
    Even Forest Whitaker the star of Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai, turns his back on the cinema disaster, but will never forget the fame this movie has brought him.
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      Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
      Coloring graphics a single color may make it easier to render but doesn't improve the quality of realism.
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        Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
        Dry music does not make up for bad action.
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          The large size of psychlo heads are do to their bone structure; a psychlo brain is actually the size of a goat's.
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            Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
            Psychlos seem to think with their sexual organs and not their big brains.
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              Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
              Psychlos can't shoot
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                Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                "Humans don't make very good eating" according to Forest Whitaker.
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                  Psychlos don't bleed?
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                    Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                    Humans after 3,000 years still resemble apes and love to make monkey noises when excited, but still keep and speak perfect English.
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                      Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                      Training your enemy to speak your language and operate your machines is a good idea.
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                        Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                        "Peace of cake"
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                          Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                          Humans love the taste of rats.
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                            Trench coats are a must in psychlo fashion.
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                              Posted, 19th August 2010
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                              Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                              The aliens are so smart they called themselves psychlos, just like we call ourselves earthlings.
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                                Men in prison will always fight during feeding time, according to Hollywood.
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                                  Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                                  Glass will always seem transparent no matter how dirty or wet.
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                                    Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                                    John Travolta doesn't like wearing alien make up on his face.
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                                      Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                      Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                                      Trying to remake planet of the apes staring John Travolta doesn't work out too well.
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                                      • 20th August 2010 by cortex
                                        yah, I know. lol at L. Ron Hubbard, but you can't ignore the resemblances
                                      • 20th August 2010 by NateSean
                                        Actually, it was based on the book by L. Ron Hubbard.
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                                      Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                      Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                                      Like humans, psychlos enjoy dreadlocks.
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                                        Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                                        Six inch, solid steal shoes is the hit psychlo style.
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                                          Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                                          psychlo stun guns don't work very well
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                                            Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                            Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                                            Roger Ebert doesn't give out 1/2 a star very often.
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                                              Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                              Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                                              Instead of "Battle Field Earth" this movie should have been called "Hair Battle Spectacular" just like the tv show that resembles it.
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                                                Posted, 19th August 2010
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                                                Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                                                With the wonderful technology to teleport comes the great lack of technology to mine/find minerals effectively.
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