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Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
Although Psychols never run, they will still always manage to appear behind you.
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    Posted, 19th August 2010
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    Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
    Psychlos could be considered the laziest alien race, do to their calm nature in physical movement.
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      Posted, 19th August 2010
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      Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
      According to the Psychlos, a purple planet of explosive gas is the best planet to live on in the universe.
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        Posted, 19th August 2010
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        Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
        Neon green lighting is suspenseful and retro.
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          Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
          When a movie is almost one hundred million dollars in bankruptcy its safe to assume Hollywood needs to be under investigation for its general lack of ideas.
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            Posted, 19th August 2010
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            Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
            Canada isn't the best place to film movies but its definitely one of the cheapest.
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              Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
              10 worst award wins makes this movie actually much better.
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                Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                The world's army can be easily defeated in exactly 9 minutes.
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                  Posted, 19th August 2010
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                  Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                  Apparently objects such as: vehicles, fuel, buildings and even weapons don't age on planet earth for 1000's of years.
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                    Posted, 19th August 2010
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                    Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                    Most of the camera angles seemed tilted hinting that the camera operators were either drugged or falling asleep.
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                    • 20th August 2010 by agentdc7
                      My neck hurts.
                    • 19th August 2010 by cortex
                      I apologize for posting this movie but it had to be done and I was surprised it was not even on this site, I guess it was to horrible to even think of learning
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                    Posted, 19th August 2010
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                    Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
                    According to Psychlos, gold is the rarest mineral, maybe they use it like we use plastic.
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                    • 19th August 2010 by ryan corderman
                      Someone had to jump on this horrid fail bomb. To me that kind of makes you a hero. *Shakes head in approval*
                    • 19th August 2010 by cortex
                      I apologize for posting this movie but it had to be done and I was surprised it was not even on this site, I guess it was to horrible to even think of learning.
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                    Posted, 19th August 2010
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                    Salt
                    If you assassinate the Russian president you only get driven away in 3 normal police vehicles and not an armored vehicle specifically designed to hold prisoners. I guess the police wanted to be as fast and inconspicuous as possible:(
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                      Posted, 18th August 2010
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                      Boogeyman
                      Ripping off Nosferatu as a dvd cover, and not even having a monster in the movie is like giving a boy a candy wrapper without the candy inside.:(
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                        Posted, 5th August 2010
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                        Boogeyman
                        People tripped on their way running out of the theater at the end of the movie if they survived that far.
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                          Boogeyman
                          This movie doesn't even make a good airplane movie, the airplane would crash.
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                            Boogeyman
                            When a horror movie can't surpass a 6.0 out of 10 highest individual rating on IMDB from a woman for scariness its probably safe to show your 6 year old daughter.
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                              Posted, 5th August 2010
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                              Boogeyman
                              When every seen of a movie doesn't belong and drops any interests an individual may have had and editing out the entire flick seems to be the best option, allowing the movie to be passed as a G rated children s movie would have been the best choice:(
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                                Posted, 5th August 2010
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                                Boogeyman
                                When the subject at hand is enough to interest even the most apathetic individual and still manages to fail on all fronts there's reason to believe it should have stayed under the bed were it belonged.
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                                  Posted, 5th August 2010
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                                  Boogeyman
                                  When a movie is too dark and makes your eyes strain just looking at it, trying to figure out whats happening makes the whole atmosphere lose any ground it had left.
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                                    Posted, 5th August 2010
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                                    Boogeyman
                                    When a bad horror movie attempts and fails to build suspense before it shows a low budget monster, that's lines for laughter. BUT! when a horror movie just keeps attempting to build suspense with no reward that lines for disappointment:(.
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                                      Posted, 5th August 2010
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                                      Batman
                                      Jack Nicholson doesn't play the Joker; the Joker plays Jack Nicholson.
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                                        Posted, 3rd August 2010
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                                        Ghostbusters
                                        No one really tried to eat giant marshmallow man seriously, the poor street cleaners:(
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                                          Posted, 3rd August 2010
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                                          Street Fighter
                                          walls are made of cardboard and Bison's bungee straps could never quite work.
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                                          • 3rd August 2010 by cortex
                                            quite not quit :P:P blah
                                          • 3rd August 2010 by cortex
                                            made not mad :P
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                                          Posted, 3rd August 2010
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                                          Predators
                                          After surviving 10 rigorous seasons on a foreign planet(game reserve), alone, the best way to stay alive and greet your newly found, well armed and trained allies, is by attempting to suffocate them with a fire and running around your hideout with a turban yelling "I can't feed six people", then standing stunned and motionless when a Predator arrives, commenting on it and waiting to die.
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                                          • 28th September 2010 by Goose
                                            Way to try and rationalize the actions of a crazy guy. He wanted their weapons, and he survived that long because he was alone.
                                          • 1st August 2010 by agentdc7
                                            It was a little disappointing in how Fisburne went out.
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                                          Posted, 9th July 2010
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                                          Predators
                                          Predators, like humans, also have civil war.
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                                            Posted, 9th July 2010
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