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Predators
Only when a Predator rips a living person's spine out of their pelvic region with their skull still attached, the skin and muscle slips off the skull leaving the skull stained with blood but clean of human tissue.
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  • 8th November 2012 by RoC77
    It's like pulling a tablecloth from under a set table. You just have to yank it at the speed and angle, I'm sure the Predators had a lot of practice with this...
  • 1st October 2010 by agentdc7
    And an armor vest won't get in the way either.
Predators
After surviving 10 rigorous seasons on a foreign planet(game reserve), alone, the best way to stay alive and greet your newly found, well armed and trained allies, is by attempting to suffocate them with a fire and running around your hideout with a turban yelling "I can't feed six people", then standing stunned and motionless when a Predator arrives, commenting on it and waiting to die.
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  • 28th September 2010 by Goose
    Way to try and rationalize the actions of a crazy guy. He wanted their weapons, and he survived that long because he was alone.
  • 1st August 2010 by agentdc7
    It was a little disappointing in how Fisburne went out.
Predators
One small predator can kill an entire team of special forces, BUT a group of three, more evolved and larger predators can't seem to kill a group of eight "chosen" individuals that are not trained as a team but separate conflicting individuals, 2 of those individuals only armed with a knife.
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  • 28th September 2010 by Goose
    Why would you say that? AVPR made money, and this film came out 3 years after.
  • 27th July 2010 by cortex
    I also failed to mention that the Predators also had "dogs" working for them and that they had some what of a terrain advantage as well:P. the poor predators still failed hard though :(. I liked the movie and I am hoping that they film another one with even a higher budget on the Predator's home planet, but thanks to AVPR the series probably wont be able to make enough money.
  • 11th July 2010 by eprometheus
    LOL!
Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
Trying to remake planet of the apes staring John Travolta doesn't work out too well.
(2) Comments
  • 20th August 2010 by cortex
    yah, I know. lol at L. Ron Hubbard, but you can't ignore the resemblances
  • 20th August 2010 by NateSean
    Actually, it was based on the book by L. Ron Hubbard.
Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
The ending of this movie reflects on the money John Travolta lost when trying to make this movie his own.
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Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
Most of the camera angles seemed tilted hinting that the camera operators were either drugged or falling asleep.
(2) Comments
  • 20th August 2010 by agentdc7
    My neck hurts.
  • 19th August 2010 by cortex
    I apologize for posting this movie but it had to be done and I was surprised it was not even on this site, I guess it was to horrible to even think of learning
Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
According to Psychlos, gold is the rarest mineral, maybe they use it like we use plastic.
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  • 19th August 2010 by ryan corderman
    Someone had to jump on this horrid fail bomb. To me that kind of makes you a hero. *Shakes head in approval*
  • 19th August 2010 by cortex
    I apologize for posting this movie but it had to be done and I was surprised it was not even on this site, I guess it was to horrible to even think of learning.
Street Fighter
walls are made of cardboard and Bison's bungee straps could never quite work.
(2) Comments
  • 3rd August 2010 by cortex
    quite not quit :P:P blah
  • 3rd August 2010 by cortex
    made not mad :P
Predators
10 seasons of living alone on a foreign planet (game reserve) is the set time for creating an imaginary friend.
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