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Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief
When you see your uncle turned into stone, you know you're in trouble.
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    Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief
    Whenever Percy is in trouble, there will be water.
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      Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief
      Children of Gods are always handsome.
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        Nightmare Before Christmas, The
        In the forest of holidays, there is only room for American ones.
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          that is so rood and disrespectful to alot of people in this countrey and around the world....NO ONE LIKES A HATER!!!!
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        Nightmare Before Christmas, The
        An entire village can adore a single person, but still don't make him mayor.
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          Nightmare Before Christmas, The
          Tim Burtons head serves just fine as a hockey puck.
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            Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
            Willy Wonka can make a song out of anything.
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              Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
              Children will always behave the same way as their parents.
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                Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
                Whipped cream is produced with animal violence.
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                  From Paris With Love
                  John Travolta can slide upside-down a pole, shoot the bad-guys and still land on his feet.
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                    From Paris With Love
                    Chinese gangsters will always give you the right adress of their drug dealers.
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                      From Paris With Love
                      You can defuse a hyper-sensitive bomb by unplugging the 6.35mm Phono Audio Jack.
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                        From Paris With Love
                        John Travolta is really cool with a mustache.
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                          Not just a mustache, but a goatee!
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                        From Paris With Love
                        When transporting a gun across the border, put it in energy drinks.
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                          From Paris With Love
                          Chinese restaurants have cocaine in their ceilings.
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                            From Paris With Love
                            Don't look 10 year old white boys from the getto in the eye!
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                              From Paris With Love
                              If you want to piss of the rookie, take his ring.
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                                From Paris With Love
                                If someone calls your cell asking for Rose, just say yes.
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                                  From Paris With Love
                                  John Travolta will always want a Royal with Cheese.
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                                    From Paris With Love
                                    Even though you have your girlfriend checked out, you still don't know anything about her.
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                                      I know that was odd! And he said that he didn't think to ask?!
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                                    Book Of Eli, The
                                    Even though the recovery of the entire world is depending on it, God will still make his Messiahs walk for 31 years in stead of offering him a car.
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                                      Book Of Eli, The
                                      Eli didn't have sex with Solara because he couldn't see her: it was the only plausible explanation available.
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                                        Book Of Eli, The
                                        Only the Bible can bring good to the world, even though the Qu'ran and the Thora were never gone. Go Christians!
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                                        • 22nd April 2011 by Supertedred
                                          But the film states that all the bibles were deliberately destroyed after the "war"
                                        • 30th October 2010 by Eibhlinn Savage
                                          Complete misunderstanding of the end of the film. At the end the twist is that it's not actually Christianity Eli was trying to save, but a piece of civilisation. We are to imagine that other people did their part by saving the Torah and Quran and Shakespeare and Byron and Dickens and so on, just like Eli did with the Bible. However, what I do find funny is that in the US where Bibles are in virtually every home and every hotel bedroom, there is apparently more chances to find a Quran and a Torah than a King James Bible...
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                                        Valentine's Day
                                        If you want to lose your virginity, do it in lunchbreak.
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                                          Valentine's Day
                                          Jacob Black actually is uncomfortable taking his shirt of in public.
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