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Thor
Agent Colson will be deeply offended if you beat up all his men by yourself.
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    Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
    Oh and thats CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow to you!
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      Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
      Jack Sparrow really does hate that monkey!
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        Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
        The Guardian of Forever from Star Trek guest stars as the fountain of youth...
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          Iron Man 2
          Lt. Col Rhodes can't just have one gun he wants it all.
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          • 17th May 2010 by kvn8907
            Even the small guns which would be completely ineffective on metal suits, and just take up space. If the CEO of Hammer industries offered him a crossbow and a stone club, would he take that too?
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          Iron Man 2
          You can survive your spine being twisted 180 degrees.
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          • 3rd September 2012 by TheGnome
            Of course he can he is a Hardy american Marine!!!
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          Iron Man 2
          The US Air Force likes to keep all its big exepensive aircraft in one place.
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            Red Dawn
            When its five to one between the USAF and USSR, USAF is gonna get four at least.
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              Snatch
              Its not a god idea to fire a gun with blanks in inside a car.
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                Snatch
                Bullet Tooth Tony can find anybody.
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                  Snatch
                  Bricktop doesn't need sugar he's sweet enough.
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                    Snatch
                    A nemesis is a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
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                      Snatch
                      Remember to check who owns the bookies before you rob it.
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                        Snatch
                        Don't use a Desert Eagle .50 if you've never fired a gun before.
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                          Snatch
                          Never challenge a bloke who has a real gun if yours are replicas..
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                            Aliens
                            Looks like all that playing around in the ventilation ducts paid off for Newt.
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                              Posted, 2nd April 2010
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                              Aliens
                              Hicks is a personal friend of the M41A Pulse Rifle.
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                                Aliens
                                You can fry half a city with an Independently targeting particle beam phalanx.
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                                  Aliens
                                  Lt. Gorman is a bit of a rookie.
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                                    Aliens
                                    Your mom might tell you there are no real monsters but there are.
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                                      Posted, 2nd April 2010
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                                      Aliens
                                      Always carry a deck of cards you never know when your gonna be waiting around for some xenomorphs to attack.
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                                        Posted, 2nd April 2010
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                                        Aliens
                                        Always take a stogie with you when you go into hyper-sleep so its handy when you wake up.
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                                          Aliens
                                          The floor on a Marine cruiser can be freezing cold sometimes.
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                                            Aliens
                                            Vasquez thought they said illegal alien and signed up.
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                                              Aliens
                                              It pays to carry extra ammo on you that the Sarge doesn't know about.
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                                              • 12th November 2014 by agentdc7
                                                I love that scene.
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                                              Posted, 2nd April 2010
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