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Aliens
Always leave one person on the starship you never know what could go wrong.
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  • 5th January 2012 by bourbonphantom
    Yeah at the very least they could send down some nukes.
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Aliens
Never leave the door open on the drop ship when checking out a colony where all the people are 'missing'.
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    Aliens
    Hudson is the Ultimate Bad Ass, state of the bad ass art, you do not wanna f*** with him.
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      Kick-Ass
      Its OK to run around in a modified wetsuit, kitchen gloves and a pair of timberlands as long as the public like you.
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        Kick-Ass
        TV networks are quite happy to broadcast the start of online executions...
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          Kick-Ass
          If you tell the boss that some guy dressed like Batman nicked all the drugs he won't believe you.
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            Kick-Ass
            Timber merchants have giant 15Ft Microwaves in their warehouses.
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              Kick-Ass
              If you want to get the girl of your dreams pretend to be gay then one night crawl through her window as your super alter ego and tell her you're a super hero and not gay, she'll freak out at first but then she'll screw your brains out FTW.
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              Kick-Ass
              The cops can trace your taser ammo back to you.
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                Kick-Ass
                Advertising your super alter ego on My Space is not a good idea.
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                • 16th August 2012 by bourbonphantom
                  That's right! Did we all forget about Friendster?
                • 16th August 2012 by Movie Genius
                  MySpace??? Why MySpace???
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                Kick-Ass
                When you have another go at being a super hero make sure plenty of people are watching.
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                  Kick-Ass
                  Don't be put off if your first attempt at being a super hero ends with you getting stabbed and hit by a car.
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                    Kick-Ass
                    Always beta test your idea first.
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                      Hot Fuzz
                      Every farmer and his mum has a gun round here!
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                        Top Gun
                        Adrian Pasdar didnt start out in Heroes...
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                          Top Gun
                          The first line of this movie is 'Mornin Scott'
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                            D.A.R.Y.L.
                            You'd think they'd want to recover the wreckage of an SR-71 Blackbird...
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                              Top Gun
                              Cougar is still a good man...
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                                Hunt for Red October, The
                                When at a meating with the Secretary of Defense always shout profanity if you want to be heard..
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                                  Zombieland
                                  Beware of bathrooms.
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                                    Posted, 29th March 2010
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                                    Zombieland
                                    Don't be a Hero
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                                      Posted, 29th March 2010
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                                      Zombieland
                                      Limber up.
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                                        Posted, 29th March 2010
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                                        Zombieland
                                        When in doubt, Know your way out.
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                                          Posted, 29th March 2010
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                                          Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
                                          You should talk a little louder when you speak.
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                                            Posted, 11th March 2010
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                                            Kindergarten Cop
                                            John Kimble what like to know who your daddy is what he does for living.
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                                              Posted, 10th March 2010
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