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Ferris Bueller's Day Off
I learned how it is in Sloan's family.
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    Posted, 18th August 2011
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    Catch Me If You Can
    Dr. Frank Connors is not a Lutheran.
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      Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
      Dan Marino doesn't mind his own buisiness nor does he stay out of other people's personal affairs.
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        Osmosis Jones
        Don't eat hardboiled eggs, don't drop food into monkey cages, NEVER EAT HARDBOILED EGGS THAT HAVE BEEN DROPPED INTO MONKEY CAGES!!!!!!
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          Toy Story 3
          Colleges don't have names, just say "College". That's all.
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            Posted, 9th May 2011
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            Defiance
            A movie-goer can become very emotionally attached to a horse in an extremely short amount of time.
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              Posted, 9th May 2011
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              Fantastic Mr. Fox
              Opossums and foxes have different teeth.
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                Posted, 9th May 2011
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                Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
                Dodgeball is the national sport in Romanovia, and Nuclear Power Plant Teams make the most dangerous women in the world...with a dodgeball.
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                  Posted, 26th April 2011
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                  Blade 2
                  If you have to walk into a vampire safe house as a silly-looking ensemble, at least do it right; make sure a killer Mos Def song is playing you guys in.
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                    Damn straight!
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                  Posted, 26th April 2011
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                  Idiocracy
                  You need an in-guy to help you get into Costco's Law School.
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                    Posted, 26th April 2011
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                    Idiocracy
                    If you have one bucket with 2 apples, and another bucket with 5 apples, then apparently you have 2 buckets.
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                      Posted, 26th April 2011
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                      BASEketball
                      Professional BASEketball players get paid in chicken poo. I think.
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                        Posted, 26th April 2011
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                        BASEketball
                        The Beers stop serving hot dogs after the seventh inning.
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                          Posted, 26th April 2011
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                          Gangs of New York
                          A pig's flesh is a lot like man flesh; great for practicing knife-fight techniques!
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                            Posted, 26th April 2011
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                            Inspector Gadget
                            I learned that Matthew Brodrick must not really read the scripts he selects.
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                              Posted, 26th April 2011
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                              Hulk (2003)
                              All I remember was something about tree frogs on hats, nothing else is really sticking...
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                                Posted, 26th April 2011
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                                Scream
                                Wes Craven thought dial-from-computer-technology would be a great addition to his script to make the movie more culturally relevant.
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                                  Posted, 26th April 2011
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                                  Diary of a Wimpy Kid
                                  There is an untreated, unnoticed outbreak of the Cheese Touch in Germany as we speak (assuming, of course, he moved back to Germany).
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                                    Posted, 26th April 2011
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                                    King's Speech, The
                                    "Balls" was always considered funny, even to kings.
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                                      Posted, 30th March 2011
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                                      Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
                                      If you pass out around Mark Ruffalo, he will do the twist in his underpants over your unconscious body. Every time.
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                                        Posted, 30th March 2011
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                                        Rocky 4
                                        Though Rocky struggled as a man every other life occurrence, losing one of his best friends and fighting in a nationally-relevant political exhibition will be overall pretty emotionless.
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                                          Posted, 30th March 2011
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                                          Rocky 4
                                          You can get away with releasing a really short sequel script by lengthening it with a vast collection of clips from every preceding prequel. This will infuriate audiences, but who cares?
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                                            Posted, 30th March 2011
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                                            Rocky 4
                                            The mid 80's was a great time to ruin film franchises, even one as good as Rocky.
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                                              Posted, 30th March 2011
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                                              X-Men Origins: Wolverine
                                              The whole adamantium-weight-gain thing doesn't come into affect until the second time you sit on the motorcycle (after verbally mentioning it).
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                                                Posted, 10th February 2011
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                                                X-Men Origins: Wolverine
                                                Stryker has played Little House on the Prairie with a school teacher. At least, I think that's what he was implying.
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                                                  Posted, 10th February 2011
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