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Its okay to let a girl who wants to "ravage" your son, hang out with your daughter at your house.
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    Posted, 8th November 2010
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    Fear
    After trashing someone's car, be sure to leave a note saying that now you've popped both cherries.
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      You can trash someone's car to pieces and no one else in the parking garage will hear a thing.
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        Posted, 8th November 2010
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        Fear
        After stalking and killing a guy in the woods you still have time to go and trash your "girlfriend's" dad's car at work and still manage to have time to go assault your girl in the bathroom at the mall.
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          Fear
          If you're planning on banging your girlfriend's best friend, close the blinds.
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            Even when someone is psychotic about keeping their significant other, they'll still cheat.
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              Fear
              Have a seperate security code for when everyone is inside the house and should be sleeping. That way there won't be any funny business going on.
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                Fear
                Be sure to let a guy you barely know have the security code to your house.
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                  Fear
                  Older guys have no problem walking into a high school and nobody ever confronts them about hanging around.
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                    Posted, 8th November 2010
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                    Fear
                    Call the cops and tell them about David, yet don't let your security guard know at all that he is obsessed with your daughter.
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                      Posted, 8th November 2010
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                      Fear
                      Even after the warning signs of a black eye and your 16-year-old stepdaughter engaging in sexual intercourse with an older man, still allow her to date him. It's all good until he sexually violates her in the mall ladies' room.
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                        Posted, 8th November 2010
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                        Fear
                        Don't despair. Your boyfriend giving you a black eye is his way of saying, "I love you."
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                          Posted, 8th November 2010
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                          Fear
                          Mark Wahlberg really wants you to let him in the house.
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                            Posted, 8th November 2010
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                            Fear
                            After your friend has had his chest kicked in because of you, be sure to casually greet him the next day with a simple "Hey." like nothing has happened.
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                              Posted, 8th November 2010
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                              Fear
                              When you want to break up with your boyfriend, make sure to never actually TELL him you don't want to see him anymore. Hide and make others do it for you.
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                                Posted, 8th November 2010
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                                Fear
                                When offered a ride home, take it. It may not be the best day to walk through the woods.
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                                  Posted, 8th November 2010
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                                  Fear
                                  As long as your boyfriend says he was protecting you, its OK for him to practically beat a guy's ribs through his chest.
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                                    Posted, 8th November 2010
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                                    Fear
                                    People with a "top of the line" security system evidently don't see the need to have a gun as well.
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                                      Fear
                                      If you're a security guard, always watch your back.
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                                        Posted, 8th November 2010
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                                        Fear
                                        Don't try to have your way with your friend's love interest, he'll shoot you in the head.
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                                          Posted, 8th November 2010
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                                          Fear
                                          If David doesn't disappear from Steve's family's life, he's gonna rip his balls off and shove 'em so far up his ass they'll come out his f*ckin' mouth! Or just throw him out a window.
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                                            Posted, 8th November 2010
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                                            Fear
                                            Don't go to the bathroom alone after you break up with Marky Mark.
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                                              Posted, 8th November 2010
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                                              Fear
                                              When your daughter goes through a break up, change the security code. Just in case.
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                                                Posted, 8th November 2010
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                                                Fear
                                                If the father of your girlfriend tells you to stay away from his daughter, hit yourself in the chest enough to make a bruise. She'll side with you and hate her father.
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                                                  Posted, 8th November 2010
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                                                  Fear
                                                  Self tattooing "Nicole 4 Eva" to your chest won't win your girl over.
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