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The best way to get a gerbil out of your @ss is to stick a cat up it.
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    I'll bet you a million dollars he's a guidance counselor.
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      Sometimes you gotta let those hard-to-reach chips go.
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        BERZERKER!
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          The most embarrassing way to die is by sucking your own dick or embolism in a pool.
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            Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark
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              The best encore is to anally rape someone's mother while pouring sugar in their gas tank.
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                Cigarette companies are just like the Nazis!
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                  Ugh 37 dicks? Gross.
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                    Algebra, Bad Lunch, and Infidelity is all high school is about.
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                      Posted, 17th March 2010
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                      Savages like to jam gum in the window locks.
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                        Sometimes, you can see kidneys in porno mags.
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                          Return of the Jedi was just a bunch of muppets.
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                          • 29th March 2010 by avalanche719
                            Yeah I saw that after I posted, my bad man
                          • 21st March 2010 by NateSean
                            I all ready said that one.
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                          I'm not even supposed to be here today!
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                            It's okay to close the store to play hockey on the roof, who cares?
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                              Posted, 17th March 2010
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                              Don't rent movies at the store you work at, they're $hitty anyway.
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                                Posted, 17th March 2010
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                                The best way to expand your horizons is to watch Hermaphroditic porn.
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                                  Posted, 17th March 2010
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                                  Randal's mom has been f*cking a dead guy for 30 years. Randal calls him dad.
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                                    Posted, 17th March 2010
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                                    For some reason, the lights shut off at 5:14 every night.
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