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Enemy at the Gates
Sticking your chin in a girl's mouth during sex will stiffle her moans.
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    Enemy at the Gates
    It would really suck to be in the communication field during WWII.
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      Blue Streak
      Make sure you have some industrial strength tape if you're hiding a diamond in a ventilation shaft.
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        Blue Streak
        Dave Chappelle never knows what's going on.
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          Blue Streak
          Yo tengo el gato los pantalones.
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            Blue Streak
            You don't want to go to jail in Mexico because nobody wants to go to jail in Mexico. They put all kinds of burritos in your ass.
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              Blue Streak
              The only thing you can do with one shoelace is floss your ass with it.
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                Blue Streak
                You want thirty-one flava's? Baskin and Robbins is where you wanna be.
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                  Blue Streak
                  If someone with a gun tells you to put your hands on the oodles of noodles be sure to ask which flavor.
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                    Blue Streak
                    The LAPD will pop one in your ass if you don't move your busted ass vehicle, they have guns and shit.
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                      Blue Streak
                      Security cards are easy to swipe from rookie detectives.
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                        Blue Streak
                        Can't believe so much bad shit can happen on such a beautiful day.
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                          Backdraft
                          Fire sucks.
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                            Backdraft
                            Don't open a door without your partner.
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                              Backdraft
                              The only problem with being a fireman is that there's no place to hide.
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                                Backdraft
                                Heroes don't just stand around.
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                                  Backdraft
                                  Brian's getting cheap in his old age.
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                                    Backdraft
                                    The funny thing about firemen is... night and day they are always firemen.
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                                      Backdraft
                                      You go. We go.
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                                        Backdraft
                                        Sex on top of a firetruck might not be the best idea.
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                                          A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
                                          If a girl questions your religious beliefs, hide evidence of said beliefs.
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                                            A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
                                            If a girl rejects your date invitation, tell her to go to sleep so she'll die.
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                                              A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
                                              Instead of using adrenaline to wake a girl up right off the bat, shake her around for a minute or so.
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                                                A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
                                                Whenever one says "why don't you just f*cking die?", they put a nail in their own coffin.
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                                                  A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
                                                  Freddy just wants a girlfriend.
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