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A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
Its always best to make someone remember what you did to them before you kill them.
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    A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
    Freddy doesn't mind the occasional scissor to the eye.
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      A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
      If there's a bloodied pig's head in a diner kitchen, get the hell out instead of investigating further.
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        A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
        If a guy is freaking out while holding a knife to his neck, punch him in the leg. He might be dreaming.
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          A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
          Don't follow body bags.
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            A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
            If your new cellmate is freaking out, request a new cell.
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              A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
              You parents will keep everything from the tragic incident in a neatly marked box, instead of burning it.
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                A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
                Attics suck. Always.
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                  A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
                  Some people won't leave class after having a freak out.
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                    A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
                    Don't trust your dream self when they say you gotta hide, they'll take you right to Freddy.
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                      A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
                      Some kids wait until there's three seconds left to find a place to hide when playing hide and seek.
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                        A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
                        Freddy keeps dresses (in correct size btw) readily available so he can reenact the old times accurately.
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                          Predators
                          Nobody else thinks to use a paralyzing plant toxin as a weapon.
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                            Predators
                            After firing about four rounds into a predator dog to no avail, might as well call it quits.
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                              Predators
                              Keep wasting a ton of ammo on predator dogs after realizing that you can hack their heads off with a machete.
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                                Predators
                                Don't waste a bullet on someone who's probably already gone.
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                                  Predators
                                  Predator parachutes work about 90% of the time.
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                                    Predators
                                    Some guys get their nude sisters tattooed on them. And play with the tattoos tits.
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                                      Predators
                                      Special Forces Troops keep their orders in their pockets instead of just being briefed and deployed.
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                                        Predators
                                        Predators will allow a U.S. Special Forces soldier enough time to set up an elaborate variety of traps just to see what he comes up with. And then they'll kill him.
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                                          Predators
                                          Rather than assessing your situation when landing on a strange planet, attack the first black man you see.
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                                            Predators
                                            I'm not a good man, but I'm fast.
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                                              Predators
                                              When you become a mercenary, you'll be able to recognize every elite, deadly faction.
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                                                Predators
                                                African death squad soldiers actually have a heart. They won't let you get killed by an alien creature.
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                                                  Predators
                                                  Predators can get a little cocky when thinking one group of people will be hunted and killed before the next shows up.
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