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Bad Boys 2
It takes a dysfunctional motherf*cker to bust somebody in the head like that.
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    Bad Boys 2
    The Russian Grim Reaper is a drunk. Of course, he's Russian!
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      Bad Boys 2
      If someone is Cuban, they undoubtedly came in with the tide.
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        Bad Boys 2
        The best time to examine the corpse of a woman with huge tits is at night when no one else is around.
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          Bad Boys 2
          Don't let bitches know where you keep your gun.
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            Bad Boys 2
            If a remote control car randomly appears on the field you're playing soccer on, get the hell out of there.
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              Bad Boys 2
              Syd must be a whiz at carnival games; anyone who can throw a gun onto a landmine perfectly can kick a carnie's ass any day.
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                Bad Boys 2
                Breaking everything in a junkie's shop will make them spill the beans.
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                  Repo Men
                  You will be happy in your dream world as long as someone is paying for it.
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                    Repo Men
                    Its better if you lie down.
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                      Repo Men
                      Apparently worker's comp doesn't exist in the world of repossessing organs.
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                        Repo Men
                        Don't try to hit someone who just tasered your date and is about to take out his organs.
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                          Repo Men
                          Some whimper. Some cry. Some even laugh. But in the end, they all do the same horizontal mambo, twitching and thrusting their way into the great beyond.
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                            Repo Men
                            Your fourth grade bully will end up being your best friend.
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                              Repo Men
                              Nobody likes to repossess ears.
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                                Repo Men
                                Its better to have your organs repossessed by a fan than someone else.
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                                  Repo Men
                                  Repo Men can come at the most inconvenient times.
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                                    Repo Men
                                    You owe it to your family. You owe it to yourself.
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                                      Repo Men
                                      Never trust cab drivers.
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                                        Repo Men
                                        Kid's are always ready to snap a picture with their camera phones.
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                                          Repo Men
                                          Almost causing the death of your best friend won't make him reconsider his decision.
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                                            Teeth
                                            If you pick up female hitch hikers in hopes of getting some, be weary, for you may get more (or less) than you bargined for.
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                                              Teeth
                                              Surgeons crack jokes about penises before reattaching them.
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                                                Teeth
                                                Don't piss off girls prior to or during sex with them, they may bite your dick off with their vagina teeth.
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                                                  Teeth
                                                  Not jerking off since Easter will make you rape someone.
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