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Teeth
If a girl you're banging is concerned about the teeth in her vagina, just tell her that you're the hero and you're conquering them as you keep thrusting..
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    Teeth
    If a toothed vagina bites your fingers off, all you can do is roll around on the floor and scream about how the myths are true.
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      Teeth
      Vagina dentata! It's whats inside me. The doctor said so. A hero has to come and conquer them!
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        Teeth
        Your step brother will always want to have sex with you.
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          Teeth
          You'll never be able to be a good brother and sister if one tries to molest the other only to get their finger bit.
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            Teeth
            If your stepsister bites your finger with her vagina when you're a child, you'll turn into a rebel, drug addicted, anal sex loving punk.
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              Teeth
              Go f*ck other guys if your boyfriend only likes f*cking you in the ass when you have a "perfectly good pussy".
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                Teeth
                This movie sure made pro-abstinence groups seem like a cult.
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                  Teeth
                  The ring wraps around your finger like a gift even though your finger has nothing to do with virginity.
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                    Teeth
                    Even kids who pledge abstinence can turn out to be rapists.
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                      Teeth
                      Some vaginas have teeth.
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                        Frozen
                        You can only use a ski pole as a weapon once.
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                          Frozen
                          Frat guys are always a threat. Always. Even when she's the one.
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                            Frozen
                            Buy waterproof ski pants so when you piss yourself the piss runs down your legs instead of making a visible mess.
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                              Frozen
                              When a hungry pack of wolves makes a kill, they will leave perfectly good morsels behind, like a nice juicy hand.
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                                Frozen
                                The "bad storm" wasn't that bad. Damn over reacting ski resort management.
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                                  Frozen
                                  Replacements for minimum-wage ski lift operators are hard to come by and the schedules for workers reflect this. No, you are not going to your brother's wedding.
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                                    Frozen
                                    If you don't want your girlfriend to spend all your money bribing the ski lift operator, don't give her all your money.
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                                      Frozen
                                      Blaming each other for one person's death creates a unique bonding experience.
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                                        Frozen
                                        Shannon is still waiting for Joe's call.
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                                          Frozen
                                          Fortune favors the one who just sits there for most of the movie.
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                                            Frozen
                                            Pulling your arms out of the sleeves and tucking them into your body to keep warm is too childish when you're in college.
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                                              Posted, 5th November 2010
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                                              Frozen
                                              If you're concerned about your girlfriend witnessing you getting eaten alive, yell "Don't let her look" in between screams, gnashing of teeth, and tearing of flesh.
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                                                Posted, 5th November 2010
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                                                Frozen
                                                Thinking about the girl who did more pullups than you in high school gym class will give you the motivation to shimmy a cable.
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                                                  Posted, 5th November 2010
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                                                  Frozen
                                                  Some people can sleep with their arm outstretched with their bare hand grasping a cold, metal bar.
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