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Book Of Eli, The
A nuclear war will kill all animals except cats.
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Mist, The
No one will talk about their options when the car runs out of gas.
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  • 24th February 2015 by Shellybabe
    Why does The Mist have the Gorillas in the mist cover?
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
Don't trust slutty nurses.
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  • 2nd October 2014 by Movie Genius
    My ex can't watch that scene because his mother's a nurse, so I find it hilarious.
Starship Troopers
After a tough battle, you have five options. Play football, dance, drink, play violin, or have some sex.
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  • 5th August 2014 by smartguy360
    sex please, he actually turned it down until the general came ove rand told him never pass up a good time
Deep Blue Sea
Sometimes the black guy does survive!
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Jurassic Park 3
Just because there's a platoon of Marines doesn't mean there's going to be an epic creature-human battle.
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  • 21st June 2014 by agentdc7
    Just an unintentionally funny ending and a facepalm.
AVPR: Aliens vs Predator - Requiem
Town sheriffs have to go down with the town.
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  • 5th January 2014 by agentdc7
    Because they are extremely stupid. Actually everyone in this movie is.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
Don't tell Freddy to let someone go when they're hanging over a raging inferno.
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  • 18th November 2013 by Movie Genius
    Seems like someone didn't learn their lesson after Batman decided to say that to the Joker in The Dark Knight when he was holding Rachel Dawes on the roof of a penthouse. If I see that happen again, I'm going to scream.
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
If someone knows your name by just hearing your voice over an intercom, hide.
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  • 30th September 2013 by hustyx
    Or at least send someone else with your nametag and crouch by the counter, light a cigar, pour a whisky and try not to laugh too loud, or T-X will hear.
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
If you get copied, you're dead.
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  • 30th September 2013 by hustyx
    Exactly, it's a law, like gravity.
Aliens
Airlocks: the assholes of space.
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Se7en
You can walk into a police station covered in blood and no one will notice you until you yell "DETECTIVE" at the top of your lungs.
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  • 16th June 2013 by Samson
    awsome!!!
Starship Troopers
Uh oh, my coffee is acting trippy, I must be by a black hole!
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  • 17th April 2013 by randy
    you can edit you learnings, you know
  • 27th May 2010 by avalanche719
    my bad, I meant astroid.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
Pills that you've been one since you were 15 will run out of refills when you need it most.
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  • 9th January 2013 by grizzly53
    They actually cant give you a refill if you use them all in a short amount of time (in his case so he could stay awake). they do this so people dont abuse the drugs or overdose. ive been denied on the same medicine
  • 15th May 2010 by Eibhlinn Savage
    yeeah!
Jurassic Park
Tying a seat belt together works just as well as when you click it together properly.
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  • 31st December 2012 by username
    Dr. Grant had two female buckles,yet he found a way to make it work. It foreshadows how the dinosaurs later start breeding despite the fact that they were all engineered to be female.
Inception
Dreaming bigger equals dreaming of grenade launchers instead of rifles.
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  • 18th November 2012 by agentdc7
    Which means only doing it that one time and not later when your dreaming about a military snowbase.
Jurassic Park
We've got Dodgson here!
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  • 21st October 2012 by skippkipp
    Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent?
  • 9th June 2010 by thugz4real
    lol i made a whole vid on youtube based on that line. (username on youtube is "thugz4real")
  • 25th March 2010 by ekedolphin
    Nobody cares. ;)
Jurassic Park
That is one big pile of shit.
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  • 21st October 2012 by skippkipp
    She will remember to wash her hands before she eats anything.
  • 18th March 2011 by djMADsKiLLz
    win
Gamer
Your sim will say what you say but won't make the sounds of you eating constantly. So go ahead and pig out!
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  • 13th September 2012 by kvn8907
    Was I the only one bothered by that? To me, it seemed like the girl should sound like she's chewing. Maybe he had it on Push to Talk.
Shooter
High ranking FBI Agents will put their career at risk for a guy three weeks out of the academy.
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  • 2nd August 2012 by Logic
    if it was about a major conspiracy including the president they might and i didn't realise everyone would do what you would do
  • 2nd August 2012 by Logic
    if it was about a major conspiracy including the president they might and i didn't realise everyone would do what you would do
Shooter
When you are the country's most wanted individual and every government agency is looking for you, an Eagles jacket and ball cap is the absolute best disguise.
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  • 2nd August 2012 by Logic
    so your suggesting that they should look at every person on the street to see if he's the guy that shot at the president and they should spend 6 hour on a disguise
Shooter
You can buy all the equipment needed for guerilla warfare at one store.
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  • 2nd August 2012 by Logic
    oh so just because they show one store they must of only gone to that one store, instead they should of show every second of what they did, every store, every meal and evety shit
Shooter
Knocking over a FBI agent, stealing his stuff and telling him you didn't shoot the president will instantly earn you his trust and he will start investigating the case closer, ignoring the most obvious evidence against you.
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  • 2nd August 2012 by bourbonphantom
    Clearly this film is an infallible classic. Avalanche you're drawing a lot of hate mail it seems.
  • 2nd August 2012 by Logic
    he didn't INSTANTLY earn his trust he did a lot of digging a found that it didn't add up
Shooter
Don't high overweight cops as assassins.
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  • 2nd August 2012 by Logic
    again I fail to see the plot hole
Shooter
A few minutes of shooting at watermelons will make you an expert sniper.
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  • 2nd August 2012 by Logic
    did it ever say he wa an expect, no not one. and it's not a shot from a mile away, at close range it's pretty much point and shoot, and it didn't say how long he was practicing for or would you rather watch five hours of target practice

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