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Kick-Ass
Always be very suspicious of little girls who say they lost their parents.
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    Posted, 3rd May 2010
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    Kick-Ass
    First thing paramedics do after you get stabbed and hit by a car is to strip you completely naked, put you on a strecher and remove your superhero mask. Only after doing these vital procedures can they secure your neck for possible injuries.
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      Posted, 3rd May 2010
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      Edge of Darkness
      Never take off your glasses when a stranger ask you to do so.
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        Posted, 23rd April 2010
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        Edge of Darkness
        Always look in a rear view mirror before you get out of a car.
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          Posted, 23rd April 2010
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          Edge of Darkness
          You can beat the crap out of your dead doughter's boyfriend and then tell him that you won't hurt him and he'll believe you.
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            Posted, 23rd April 2010
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            Edge of Darkness
            If Mel Gibson says "i'm not gonna punch you anymore" it doesn't mean that he won't kick you.
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              Posted, 23rd April 2010
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              How to Train Your Dragon
              It's okay to lose your leg as long as you have a dragon you can use to get from one place to another.
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                Posted, 21st April 2010
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                Kick-Ass
                If you fire a bazooka from 30th floor at a bad guy it will go through the window carry him about 30 feet and then explode leaving you completely unharmed.
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                • 2nd July 2010 by TiffYG2133
                  I see you've never fired a bazooka before!
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                Posted, 21st April 2010
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                Clash Of The Titans
                It takes days to get from the city of Argos to the Underworld but when you get back a few hours later using super-fast flying horse you'll find out that your friends magically teleported there already and are waiting for you on a giant scorpio.
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                  Posted, 21st April 2010
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