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Terminator Salvation
Robotic motorcycles that can dodge bullets and high-speed shrapnel can be easily defeated by stretching a rope across a road.
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    Ninja Assassin
    All Ninjas have extremely high blood pressure.
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      Dark Knight, The
      Using cell phones to create images that look like scrambled porn is TOO MUCH POWER!
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      Dark Knight, The
      Bus lines always leave a gap for an escaping bank robber.
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        Dark Knight, The
        Only one person ever suspects that the richest man in Gotham is the superhero that uses multi-million dollar crime fighting technology.
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          Why did nobody say this before?
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        Dark Knight, The
        Death metal singers would make great superheroes.
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          Dark Knight, The
          Punching people in the hand is a good way to get information out of them.
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            Cabin Fever
            You should always climb down ladders overtop of disease infested water to poke a dead person with a stick.
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              Cabin Fever
              Dog's can be professors
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                Cabin Fever
                Kids with huge blonde mullets are Kung-Fu masters.
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                  Inglourious Basterds
                  Aside from Woody Allen all Jews are Hardcore Badasses!
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                    Kick-Ass
                    If you get mugged in the same parking lot by the same guys every time, you should make a daily habit of walking through that parking lot.
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                      Kick-Ass
                      Teddy cams are completely fireproof.
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                        Kick-Ass
                        Straight guys pretending to be gay don't get boners when rubbing lotion on topless girls.
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                          Kick-Ass
                          Some Nicholas Cage movies don't suck.
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                            Kick-Ass
                            Cops have no real interest in stopping vigilante justice.
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                              Clerks 2
                              Big-breasted latinas always go for the fat white-guy with a goatee.
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                                Pitch Black
                                If you're still stuck after trying every method you can think of to escape from handcuffs, maybe it's time you give dislocating both shoulders a try.
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                                  Pitch Black
                                  The best way to inject drugs is directly into your eyeball.
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                                    Pitch Black
                                    Period blood could cost you your life.
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