Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Out Of The Shadows Did you guys get that Donatello is the smart one? Did the taped-up Urkel glasses drive the point home in the last movie? Well, just to make sure, we made him lankier and gave him suspenders this time! Expect a bow-tie and pocket protector in the next film! (0) Comments
Deadpool Throwing someone into car windshields, preventing him from getting revenge on his nemesis, and handcuffing and dragging him off against his will may not be the best way to convince him to join your superhero team. (0) Comments
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice When you're at the mercy of a guy who's ready to kill you, mention your mother. BUT, BUT, make sure you randomly call her by her first name for whatever reason. His mother might just have the same name, and everything will be cool between you two. (0) Comments
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Superman couldn't have remained hovered out of reach of Batman, held him down, or even stood at a distance to explain the situation regarding his race against time to save his kidnapped mother, but preferred to waste time by flinging around and fighting with him instead. (0) Comments
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice When aliens are fighting and leveling the city, you still need to wait for permission from the boss to evacuate the building. Furthermore, after you've gotten everyone out of the building, you need to stay exactly where you are on the top floor, because... reasons. (0) Comments
Point Break (2015) If your buddy is dangling for dear life on one wheel of his motorbike off the edge of a cliff, grab the bike. Don't even think about reaching for the human perched on it. (0) Comments
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice After you stealthily hit a truck you're targeting with a tracking device, defeat the whole purpose by instigating a car chase with the drivers and other henchmen, and be sure to cause extensive damage to said truck with said tracking device. What's the point of all this? Who cares? Zack Snyder thinks it looks kewl! (0) Comments
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Miles Dyson apparently survived that explosion at Cyberdyne 25 years ago and went right back to experimenting with cyborgs and artificial intelligence. Hopefully things turn out better this time for him. (0) Comments
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Lois Lane was able to magically figure out that the kryptonite spear would kill Doomsday despite being nowhere near Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman when that conversation was had. (1) Comments
Should be "Bruce Wayne THINKS he saved more lives than Superman in the Zod incident." Considering Superman saved "Every single human being except for a few in a city" Mr. Wayne's concerns seem particularly petty.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice "I wanted to kill the crap out of you two minutes ago. I've been preparing to do so for the whole movie and went through great lengths to carry out this plan. But your mother shares the same name as mine did? Water under the bridge. Let's be BFFs!" (2) Comments
Fantastic Four (2015) Take a comic series that tells the story of a family of superhero adventurers/celebrities, and give it the dark, gritty treatment. Take Reed Richards, the selfless leader of the group, and turn him into a thoughtless coward who abandons his friends. Take Sue Storm, the warm mother figure, and turn her into a bitchy know-it-all who's got a snide comment for everything. Johnny Storm? Let's make him a Fast-and-Furious wannabe with daddy issues. Ben Grimm... eh... I dunno, ummm... how about Reed's lackey until he gets his powers, then a merciless killing machine for the military? Victor Von Doom? Antisocial computer hacker who plays Assassin's Creed in his dingy apartment, YES!
And let's ditch the family/celebrity aspect; let's give off the feeling that these guys barely even like each other! Let's rip off The Fly and have them get their powers because they get drunk and hop into a barely-tested teleportation device! Wait, powers?! We can't call them powers; not gritty enough. How about aggressively abnormal conditions? And let's suck out the fun aspect of Fantastic Four, make everything grey and dreary, and cast a group of actors that don't even look like they wanna be there! Recipe for success! This is gonna go over well... right? Right? (0) Comments
Fantastic Four (2015) After a clearly dangerous, unstable, unstoppable superpowered being has walked through the building, exploding peoples' heads just by thinking about it, do the sensible thing: block his way and start lecturing him. Surely at this point he can be reasoned with; what's the worst that could happen? (0) Comments