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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Out Of The Shadows
Did you guys get that Donatello is the smart one? Did the taped-up Urkel glasses drive the point home in the last movie? Well, just to make sure, we made him lankier and gave him suspenders this time! Expect a bow-tie and pocket protector in the next film!
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    Posted, 18th June 2016
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
    When held at gunpoint, instead of walking away with your life, do the sensible thing: try to punch the armed robber in the face.
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      Posted, 18th June 2016
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      X-Men: Apocalypse
      Come on, like they were REALLY gonna go one movie without shoehorning Wolverine.
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        Posted, 5th June 2016
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        X-Men: Apocalypse
        Remember how Quicksilver had to hold the back of peoples' heads so they wouldn't get whiplash? Bryan Singer didn't.
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          Posted, 5th June 2016
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          Deadpool
          Throwing someone into car windshields, preventing him from getting revenge on his nemesis, and handcuffing and dragging him off against his will may not be the best way to convince him to join your superhero team.
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            Posted, 30th May 2016
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            X-Men: Apocalypse
            For Charles Xavier, even if you kill TONS of innocent people, everything's cool as long as you help him rebuild his house.
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              Posted, 28th May 2016
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              X-Men: Apocalypse
              Mutant and proud... unless you're too much of a diva to sit in the makeup chair for a few hours and the director and studio cater to your star power.
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                Posted, 28th May 2016
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                Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                When you're at the mercy of a guy who's ready to kill you, mention your mother. BUT, BUT, make sure you randomly call her by her first name for whatever reason. His mother might just have the same name, and everything will be cool between you two.
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                  Posted, 28th May 2016
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                  Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                  Superman couldn't have remained hovered out of reach of Batman, held him down, or even stood at a distance to explain the situation regarding his race against time to save his kidnapped mother, but preferred to waste time by flinging around and fighting with him instead.
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                    Posted, 20th April 2016
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                    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                    When aliens are fighting and leveling the city, you still need to wait for permission from the boss to evacuate the building. Furthermore, after you've gotten everyone out of the building, you need to stay exactly where you are on the top floor, because... reasons.
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                      Posted, 19th April 2016
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                      Point Break (2015)
                      If your buddy is dangling for dear life on one wheel of his motorbike off the edge of a cliff, grab the bike. Don't even think about reaching for the human perched on it.
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                        Posted, 19th April 2016
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                        Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                        After you stealthily hit a truck you're targeting with a tracking device, defeat the whole purpose by instigating a car chase with the drivers and other henchmen, and be sure to cause extensive damage to said truck with said tracking device. What's the point of all this? Who cares? Zack Snyder thinks it looks kewl!
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                          Posted, 8th April 2016
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                          Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                          The tornado didn't kill Jonathan Kent, it just flung him to the top of a mountain.
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                            Posted, 28th March 2016
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                            Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                            Miles Dyson apparently survived that explosion at Cyberdyne 25 years ago and went right back to experimenting with cyborgs and artificial intelligence. Hopefully things turn out better this time for him.
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                              Posted, 27th March 2016
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                              Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                              "I know the quickest way to set up Justice League: AN E-MAIL ATTACHMENT!"
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                                Posted, 27th March 2016
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                                Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                Sometimes Batman has random dream sequences to advance the plot. Sometimes dream sequences within dream sequences.
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                                • 3rd April 2016 by FilmSavvy
                                  BWAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM
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                                Posted, 27th March 2016
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                                Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                This is Jesse Eisenberg at his absolute awkwardest, twitchiest, and... Eisenberg-est.
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                                • 2nd April 2016 by agentdc7
                                  Yup. Everything we would expect from a Lex Luthor........not.
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                                Posted, 27th March 2016
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                                Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                Lois Lane was able to magically figure out that the kryptonite spear would kill Doomsday despite being nowhere near Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman when that conversation was had.
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                                • 2nd April 2016 by agentdc7
                                  I was wondering this myself. I thought I missed something during the movie.
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                                Posted, 27th March 2016
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                                Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                Lois Lane was able to magically hear Superman say the name Martha to Batman despite being nowhere near them to hear the whole conversation.
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                                  Posted, 27th March 2016
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                                  Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                  Drip some of your blood on a dead Kryptonian's face and it'll mutate into an orc.
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                                  • 14th April 2016 by kvn8907
                                    I'm sure that's part of The Silmarillion.
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                                  Posted, 27th March 2016
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                                  Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                  Bruce Wayne saved more lives in the Zod incident than Superman bothered to.
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                                  • 14th April 2016 by kvn8907
                                    Should be "Bruce Wayne THINKS he saved more lives than Superman in the Zod incident." Considering Superman saved "Every single human being except for a few in a city" Mr. Wayne's concerns seem particularly petty.
                                  • 4th April 2016 by agentdc7
                                    Yup. That really is the Superman we all know all right...........
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                                  Posted, 27th March 2016
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                                  Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
                                  "I wanted to kill the crap out of you two minutes ago. I've been preparing to do so for the whole movie and went through great lengths to carry out this plan. But your mother shares the same name as mine did? Water under the bridge. Let's be BFFs!"
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                                  • 2nd April 2016 by agentdc7
                                    Because reasons. Or lazy writing. BTW, is anyone's mother's name Jane? I would like to be friends with you. Best friends.
                                  • 30th March 2016 by Creamlord666
                                    Superman calls her "mom" the whole time but when he is about to get crushed by Warhammer 40k Batman, he calls her "Martha"....
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                                  Posted, 27th March 2016
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                                  Star Wars: The Force Awakens
                                  Kylo Ren was easy to take seriously... until he removed his mask.
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                                    Posted, 22nd January 2016
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                                    Fantastic Four (2015)
                                    Take a comic series that tells the story of a family of superhero adventurers/celebrities, and give it the dark, gritty treatment. Take Reed Richards, the selfless leader of the group, and turn him into a thoughtless coward who abandons his friends. Take Sue Storm, the warm mother figure, and turn her into a bitchy know-it-all who's got a snide comment for everything. Johnny Storm? Let's make him a Fast-and-Furious wannabe with daddy issues. Ben Grimm... eh... I dunno, ummm... how about Reed's lackey until he gets his powers, then a merciless killing machine for the military? Victor Von Doom? Antisocial computer hacker who plays Assassin's Creed in his dingy apartment, YES! And let's ditch the family/celebrity aspect; let's give off the feeling that these guys barely even like each other! Let's rip off The Fly and have them get their powers because they get drunk and hop into a barely-tested teleportation device! Wait, powers?! We can't call them powers; not gritty enough. How about aggressively abnormal conditions? And let's suck out the fun aspect of Fantastic Four, make everything grey and dreary, and cast a group of actors that don't even look like they wanna be there! Recipe for success! This is gonna go over well... right? Right?
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                                      Posted, 11th November 2015
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                                      Fantastic Four (2015)
                                      After a clearly dangerous, unstable, unstoppable superpowered being has walked through the building, exploding peoples' heads just by thinking about it, do the sensible thing: block his way and start lecturing him. Surely at this point he can be reasoned with; what's the worst that could happen?
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                                        Posted, 10th November 2015
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