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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
turtles? Looks more like a green short and buff Skinhead with a shell
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  • 24th September 2014 by KungFuMasterLarry
    I don't know about "short". They were about eight feet tall.
Transformers: Age of Extinction
"I'll kill you!!!! I'll kill you!!!!" The first thing Optimus Prime, supposedly a hero, would say in a Michael Bay film. I guess it makes sense since in the previous films he has ripped off bad guy's faces and killed old friends that begged for mercy.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
Whether it's the sight of mutant turtles, being fired from her job, being taunted about her father's murder, or dangling hundreds of feet off the ground, you won't get an ounce of emotion from April O'Neil.
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  • 12th August 2014 by KungFuMasterLarry
    Yeah, but let's be real. Was Megan Fox really capable of displaying emotion anyway?
  • 12th August 2014 by Creamlord666
    Ah, the irony of Botox. Hollywood needs it to remain looking young enough to get a job but destroys your facial expressions on the way thus rendering your your acting skills useless.
Transformers: Age of Extinction
You've got the patience of a saint, Cade. Lesser folk would've beat the living shit out of that boyfriend with his "Romeo and Juliet law" card and his constant smack-talking.
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  • 25th July 2014 by agentdc7
    [Sigh...] And yet people keep throwing their money at this stuff.
  • 24th July 2014 by KungFuMasterLarry
    Because Michael Bay is an alien and doesn't have a grasp on how human beings act. I'd say it explains how inhumanly obnoxious these movies are.
  • 21st July 2014 by agentdc7
    Why are all these movies littered with human characters you want to punch in the face?
  • 3rd July 2014 by catmunch1
    Hell yeah coming from a dad with daughters!
X-Men: Days of Future Past
Quicksilver can now apparently stop time, which is a completely different power to him moving fast. But the audience doesn't need to know how his powers work in regards to manipulating time as long as it looks good in the film.
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  • 30th May 2014 by KungFuMasterLarry
    *shrug* I just assumed he was moving so fast that everything else seemed very slow to him.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Save the world twice and you still end up working a thankless job handing out copies.
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  • 13th May 2014 by KungFuMasterLarry
    You know, I regret ever writing this one. Sam really was an insufferable little piece of shit with a sickeningly overwhelming sense of entitlement who deserved every bit of misfortune he got.
  • 12th May 2014 by agentdc7
    Yeah, he definitely should be.
  • 2nd July 2011 by NateSean
    The irony is that's all Shia Lebouf *should* be doing in Hollywood.
Robocop (2014)
Seriously, who brings a kitchen knife to a robot gunfight?
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  • 29th April 2014 by Leslie101
    I'm Sorry for the mistakes I'm using a phone So It's kinda hard to get it right.
  • 16th February 2014 by agentdc7
    Haha. Yeah, I knew this one would be popular.
  • 16th February 2014 by KungFuMasterLarry
    God damn it. You beat me to it.
Fast & Furious 6
After you dump your current girlfriend for your old girlfriend with amnesia, invite them both to a Bar-b-que in Jersey!
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Dark Knight Rises, The
Trusting a known cat burglar who trips you over as a cripple, steals your dead mother's pearls, sells your fingerprints to bring about your downfall and is responsible for the beating of your life and a broken back is ill-advised.
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  • 15th September 2012 by KungFuMasterLarry
    Don't forget stole his car. And Anne Hathaway ain't even that hot. Cute for sure, but nothing to trip over (no pun intended).
  • 23rd July 2012 by RoC77
    Unless she looked like Anne Hathaway
Fright Night (2011)
The vampire who lives next door will just ASSUME you have beer to lend him. Forget asking if you even have beer in the first place. It's like, "hey, I know you have beer, let me have it."
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  • 15th June 2012 by KungFuMasterLarry
    Me too, almost as much as vampires who make attempts at concealing their true nature and use excuses like borrowing beer in order to get an invitation into a potential victim's house.
  • 15th June 2012 by Movie Genius
    I love vampires who have such awesome supernatural powers like telepathy.
Captain America: The First Avenger
Your body will still be living and functioning after you have been FROZEN for 70 years.
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Dark Shadows
Apparently getting stoned in the 17th century meant something entirely different.
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Fright Night
Don't buy weapons against vampires on e-bay.
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  • 29th November 2011 by KungFuMasterLarry
    This is the original Fright Night from 1985, bud. Look up Fright Night (2011) on here. It's on here; I started it.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
At least once in this movie couldn't Hermione be in a hot school girl outfit.
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Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Monkey habitats are a lot like todays prison systems. You have the new guy who gets beaten, guards, an exercise yard, daily meals, daily showers, the large prisoner who is always kept in isolation, males turned gay due to the non-existent account of females, a warden, visiting hours and occasional mass riots.
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  • 19th September 2011 by KungFuMasterLarry
    APES. Monkeys are further down the evolutionary ladder, just above humans.
X-Men: First Class
Jennifer Lawrence looks GREAT in short skirts. And thigh-high boots. And her blue, scaly form. And as Rebecca Romijn.
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  • 29th June 2011 by KungFuMasterLarry
    That wasn't Rebecca in Erik's bedroom when Erik said, "maybe in a few years"? I know Rebecca Romijn when I see her. Look closely before trying to correct someone.
Spider-Man 2
If you've built an experimental machine using a small piece of a rare element, which nearly levels an entire building and kills a roomful of innocent people, do what anyone would do: build an even bigger version of it using an even larger sample of said rare element. What's the worse that could happen?
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  • 12th May 2011 by KungFuMasterLarry
    Emphasis on the word "NEARLY".
  • 10th May 2011 by kvn8907
    Technically, it diestroyed the building but only killed one person. The rest of them got away.
Last Airbender, The
A movie based off a cartoon show that's not even 10 years old will suck.
(1) Comments
  • 16th January 2011 by KungFuMasterLarry
    It WAS written and directed by a complete moron.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
George Weasley is a master cockblocker.
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  • 8th January 2011 by Muse
    And a voyeurist.
  • 19th November 2010 by KungFuMasterLarry
    Not as much as Dumbledore. George at least allowed Harry and Ginny to make out a little bit as opposed to Dumbledore, who COMPLETELY made Harry miss out on kicking it with the chick in the last film.
Edge of Darkness
Regardless of the behavior an actor demonstrates outside of his work, people will still watch his movies.
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  • 10th July 2010 by KungFuMasterLarry
    *shrug*, some people are able to look at the artist over the person.
Last Airbender, The
Stabbing a fish in the Northern Water Tribe will instantly cause its inhabitants to lose their bending capabilities.
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  • 8th July 2010 by KungFuMasterLarry
    Sorry, brainfart. I was still reeling from the crappiness of the movie although I'm a watcher of the show also. P.S. Did you seriously apologize for revealing your "geekness"? On a site where everybody's posting things they learned from movies? Don't you realize you're not alone? Jesus. Shame on you.
  • 8th July 2010 by NateSean
    Not sure how the movie does it, but the Waterbenders are from the "Water Tribe" not "Water Kingdom". Sorry to reveal my geekness now...
  • 8th July 2010 by TiffYG2133
    It was the water kingdom not earth ^_^
Last Airbender, The
When adapting a popular cartoon series, mispronounce some of the main characters' names incorrectly anyway. Who's gonna notice?
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  • 7th July 2010 by KungFuMasterLarry
    I did, thanks. Don't really care either. If you're adapting source material where the names are established a certain way, leave it. Especially when the ethnic characters were infamously whitewashed. And don't take that as me sounding rude; not trying to be at all :)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Only Optimus Prime has the right to walk along the flight deck of an aircraft carrier... All other Autobots must stay in the hangar below.
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  • 26th June 2010 by KungFuMasterLarry
    ... in their vehicle forms.
  • 24th January 2010 by agentdc7
    Haha! We didn't even know who survived or not.
Ghost Rider
So your basically immortal....what next....I know, a job being a stunt rider famous for surviving disastrous feats....sounds fun!
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When you throw someone across the room, they will glide at 1/2 the actual speed.
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  • 17th May 2010 by KungFuMasterLarry
    That's another thing. How poor and obvious was the wire-work in this movie?

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