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The Boy Next Door
Wouldn't it just have saved a whole lot of trouble to just go to the police?
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    Posted, 12th February 2015
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    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
    There are constant inconsistencies in the mini-hulks-- I mean TURTLES' strength. One minute they're superhumanly strong enough to send a metal shipping crates flying. The next they have trouble lifting a gate. Another minute one can jump literally jump through a van, but 30 seconds later he can't punch through a slab of glass. Another minute they can obliterate a Humvee by jumping at it, but can't even budge a guy in a metal suit of armor... because reasons.
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      Posted, 12th December 2014
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      Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
      Yes, Dr. O'Neil. Just let your kid run about your clearly un-sterile lab environment, bullshitting around with the test subjects, feeding them food that lab animals aren't supposed to eat.
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        Posted, 17th October 2014
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        Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
        For Dr. O'Neil, every day is Bring Your Daughter To Work Day, even when you're planning on burning the whole building to the ground.
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          Posted, 17th October 2014
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          Transformers: Age of Extinction
          Oh, Optimus, you're sooooo right. How dare the government dislike the fact that a ton of giant, warring robots bring their battle to unsuspecting planet Earth and cause mass destruction and human casualties all over the globe! How dare they be ticked off about that! Cry me a river.
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            Posted, 4th October 2014
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            Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
            Splinter must've come across a "Weapon Forgery for Dummies" book down there, too.
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              Posted, 18th September 2014
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              Blade Trinity
              Blade has absolutely no problem killing vampires, familiars, pretty much anyone who gets in his way or annoys him, but the annoying vampire hunter who constantly runs his mouth gets a free pass.
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                Posted, 16th September 2014
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                Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
                When you're the lead in a movie, and a group of CGI characters are acting circles around you, it's time to think about a different profession.
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                  Posted, 15th September 2014
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                  Transformers: Age of Extinction
                  A laminated "Romeo and Juliet Law" Card. Because Michael Bay thinks statutory rape is hilarious.
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                  • 2nd November 2014 by FilmSavvy
                    I didn't think it possible to go below rock bottom until I saw this film.
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                  Posted, 15th September 2014
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                  Transformers: Age of Extinction
                  Way to go, Optimus. Just set the massive, feral dinosaur-robots totally free to roam the earth. And you wonder why humans consider you guys a threat.
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                    Posted, 14th September 2014
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                    Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
                    Obi-Wan... a quick decapitation, a stab through the chest, even a little force-push into that lava would've saved the galaxy a WHOLE lot of trouble.
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                      Posted, 5th September 2014
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                      Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
                      Four tank-sized turtles can hardly knock over a guy in an armored costume, but Megan Fox, all 120 pounds of her, can do just that with effortless ease.
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                        Posted, 1st September 2014
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                        Transformers: Age of Extinction
                        "Honor to the end", says Optimus Prime, after dishonorably stabbing Lockdown when his back was turned.
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                          Posted, 31st August 2014
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                          Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
                          Becoming a ninjitsu master is as easy and simple as reading a book you randomly come across.
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                            Posted, 24th August 2014
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                            The Amazing Spider-Man 2
                            Captain Stacy was wrong in the first movie, Peter Parker was right. The NYPD is made up of a bunch of incompetent, useless idiots who couldn't stop crime if their lives depended on it, and rely on a masked vigilante to do what they can't.
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                              Posted, 21st August 2014
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                              Transcendence
                              This movie marked the first time I wanted to punch Kate Mara square in the face.
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                                Posted, 20th August 2014
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                                Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
                                In case you're a complete moron, Leonardo is the disciplined leader. Check out his bamboo samurai garb! Raphael is the hotheaded rebel who doesn't play by the rules, man! Get a load of his full-head bandana, Oakleys, and constant toothpick! Michelangelo is the free-spirited party dude! Boardshorts! Aviator shades! Puka necklace! Ooh, hoodie around his waist ('cause a turtle REALLY needs one)! Donatello is the brainy one! Look at his Urkel glasses! Retainer! Whatever the hell all that shit on his shell is!
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                                  Posted, 13th August 2014
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                                  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
                                  It's pretty messed up when you've screwed your face up with plastic surgery to the point where a group of CGI turtles look more natural than you.
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                                    Posted, 13th August 2014
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                                    Green Lantern
                                    Get ready to root for a hero whose first use of superpowers is nearly murdering three guys whom he got fired from their jobs and had every right to be angry with him.
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                                      Posted, 13th August 2014
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                                      Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
                                      It's surprisingly easy for a group of Hulk-sized turtles to fit down manholes.
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                                      Posted, 10th August 2014
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                                      Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
                                      If a group of mutant turtles erase your camera evidence of them, take another picture. But don't even bother showing said evidence to your already-skeptical boss.
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                                        Posted, 10th August 2014
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                                        Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
                                        Raphael does a pretty mean Batman voice despite having only seen the movie once.
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                                          Posted, 10th August 2014
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                                          Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
                                          Attempting to convince your boss and colleagues that you've seen giant humanoid, talking turtles without hard evidence isn't the most brilliant strategy.
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                                          • 15th August 2014 by catmunch1
                                            Whoopie looks like a turtle!
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                                          Posted, 10th August 2014
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                                          Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
                                          When your dad's laboratory is on fire and he's lying on the floor, save the lab animals and don't even bother making any attempts to save him. Who the hell is he anyway?
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                                          • 12th August 2014 by Creamlord666
                                            Every father figure has to die in the most silly way in movies these days to give a character some backstory and motivation. Just look at Man of Steel, Wanted or Kick-Ass 2.
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                                          Posted, 10th August 2014
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                                          Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
                                          April O'Neil isn't terribly annoyed or freaked out by the constant sexual harassment from her childhood pet.
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                                          • 15th August 2014 by catmunch1
                                            They saw her naked when they were pet turtles! lol
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                                          Posted, 10th August 2014
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