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Daredevil
If Bullseye throws your sai back at you, just let it pass you by, THEN pick it up. Don't try to show off and catch it. Trust me, just don't.
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    Posted, 3rd May 2010
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    Daredevil
    The suits at Sony looked at this movie and said, "let's give the writer-director of this movie 'Ghost Rider'!"
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    • 14th May 2010 by agentdc7
      and Electra too!!! I'll go throw up now.
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    Daredevil
    High school bullies will even stoop to trying to beat up a blind kid, but beware. If that kid's remaining senses function on a superhuman level, you'll get your ass easily kicked.
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      Daredevil
      Even the baddest of Italian tough guys will still attack you one at a time.
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        Daredevil
        Even if your sense of hearing functions on a superhuman level, turn your stereo up to a blare anyway. You can never run out of excuses to demand the audience to buy the soundtrack.
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        • 16th May 2010 by KungFuMasterLarry
          I'm with you, man. It just agitated me. Crappy pop/nu-metal being played nearly every few minutes. It was so lazy the way they did it. I don't mind one or two songs being played in the movie, but when you're using well near the entire soundtrack in the movie, that's really pushing it.
        • 14th May 2010 by agentdc7
          Man, this movie's soundtrack really really bugged me. Especially people singing in the background while actors are talking at the same time.
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        Daredevil
        If you're a costumed vigilante trying to keep a low profile, be sure to murder a man in cold blood, and leave your initials in gasoline at the scene of the crime; maybe someone will be attentive enough to notice it and light it for you, thus confirming your involvment and existence.
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        • 14th May 2010 by agentdc7
          Yeah and let's hope no one steps on the gasoline and obscures the initials too.
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        Daredevil
        Maybe Matt Murdock should go back to law school and actually practice being a good lawyer, instead of making thinly-veiled threats that accused rapists will get what they deserve one way or another.
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          Daredevil
          If you've dedicated your life to fighting crime wherever it may be, exceptions are totally fine if you're offered sex.
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            Daredevil
            If you're blind and encounter an attractive woman, she'll have absolutely no problem fighting you, despite being fully aware that you're handicapped.
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            • 8th April 2011 by Andershp
              I wouldn't bigger chance of winning ;)
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            AVPR: Aliens vs Predator - Requiem
            After The Aliens and Predators dealt with Ripley and badass space marines, and Schwarzenegger and badass mercenaries respectively, put them together in one movie and pit them against the pizza boy.
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            • 8th October 2010 by agentdc7
              I couldn't tell you how many things I hate about the script of this movie. Shane Salerno: hack for hire.
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            Posted, 3rd May 2010
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            Dark Knight, The
            If you're a costumed vigilante dealing with a city in chaos, go ahead and take the fall for those last several murders that the newly-deranged D.A. is responsible for. Don't, by any means, even think about blaming them on the murdering psychopathic guy who dresses like a clown, although he killed tons of people throughout the movie.
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            • 12th May 2011 by Aidan
              That was the most insightful one here by far!
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            A Nightmare on Elm Street
            Don't fall asleep in bed with your headphones and TV on... Freddy Krueger might paint the ceiling with you. Literally.
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              A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
              Nancy's too emo to even APPEAR frightened by Freddy.
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                Jurassic Park 3
                Upon landing on a remote island on which you know dinosaurs lurk, immediately begin shouting into a megaphone trying to find your missing son. Surely this action will immediately draw the attention of your missing son and not the carnivorous prehistoric animals that inhabit the area.
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                  Posted, 2nd May 2010
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                  Jurassic Park 3
                  It's alright that you were deceived by the owner of a paint business as long as he was lying to you for a good cause.
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                    Swimfan
                    Madison can't swim in the pool, but she can definitely f*ck in it.
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                      Posted, 2nd May 2010
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