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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
In case you're a complete idiot, Donatello is the geeky one, and the filmmakers feel the need to really drive the point home with his Urkel glasses, retainer, snorting laughter, and lanky frame. Surprisingly enough, they didn't throw in a bow-tie and pocket protector.
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  • 12th August 2014 by Creamlord666
    Even Michael Bay only produced that movie does not mean he can not throw in his usual over-the-top-cliche-ridden-stereotypes.
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Posted, 10th August 2014
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
When you're eight feet tall, the size of the Hulk, can send people flying with one punch, and are bulletproof, who needs ninja skills?
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    Posted, 10th August 2014
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    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
    Mikey's apparently an advocate of beastiality.
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      Posted, 10th August 2014
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      Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
      Whether it's the sight of mutant turtles, being fired from her job, being taunted about her father's murder, or dangling hundreds of feet off the ground, you won't get an ounce of emotion from April O'Neil.
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      • 12th August 2014 by KungFuMasterLarry
        Yeah, but let's be real. Was Megan Fox really capable of displaying emotion anyway?
      • 12th August 2014 by Creamlord666
        Ah, the irony of Botox. Hollywood needs it to remain looking young enough to get a job but destroys your facial expressions on the way thus rendering your your acting skills useless.
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      X-Men: Days of Future Past
      Any skepticism about this being another movie all about Wolverine is out the window once he's literally thrown out of the final battle.
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        Maniac (2012)
        After Anna has stabbed him through the hand, chest, and ran him over with a car, Frank still can't take a hint.
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          Maniac (2012)
          Anna seemed to be the only one to not pick up on Frank's creepy/weirdo nature until the last 10 minutes of the movie, whilst everyone else who encountered him picked up on it right away.
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            Posted, 3rd July 2014
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            Maniac (2012)
            Don't mock Frank about his mannequins, unless you want to be drowned unconscious, hog-tied, and scalped alive.
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              Posted, 3rd July 2014
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              Maniac (2012)
              Frank is able to run for blocks and blocks after getting stabbed through the chest with a rebar, and walk carrying a dead body after getting hit head-on by a car.
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                Posted, 3rd July 2014
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                Maniac (2012)
                You can go around town killing innocent young women without hesitation, but not the guy who mocks and accuses you of being gay to your face, and dries his wet hands off on your jacket.
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                  Posted, 3rd July 2014
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                  Maniac (2012)
                  Elijah Wood, all 5'6, roughly 120 pounds of him, is able to perform impressive feats of strength such as strangling grown women, holding other grown women's heads underwater with one hand until they're unconscious, throwing men twice his size through wooden doors, and carrying dead bodies to his house after being stabbed in the chest and ran over by a car.
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                  Posted, 3rd July 2014
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                  Maniac (2012)
                  When Frank feels the need to kill, the typically-populated streets of Los Angeles become magically empty and nobody's around except the potential victims.
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                    Posted, 3rd July 2014
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                    Maniac (2012)
                    Frank makes scalping look a lot easier than it sounds.
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                      Transformers: Age of Extinction
                      You've got the patience of a saint, Cade. Lesser folk would've beat the living shit out of that boyfriend with his "Romeo and Juliet law" card and his constant smack-talking.
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                      • 25th July 2014 by agentdc7
                        [Sigh...] And yet people keep throwing their money at this stuff.
                      • 24th July 2014 by KungFuMasterLarry
                        Because Michael Bay is an alien and doesn't have a grasp on how human beings act. I'd say it explains how inhumanly obnoxious these movies are.
                      • 21st July 2014 by agentdc7
                        Why are all these movies littered with human characters you want to punch in the face?
                      • 3rd July 2014 by catmunch1
                        Hell yeah coming from a dad with daughters!
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                      Posted, 2nd July 2014
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                      Transformers: Age of Extinction
                      Optimus, shoot the douchebag boyfriend in the next movie, please.
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                      • 19th July 2014 by agentdc7
                        I don't know... if he does get killed off, which would be nice, Bay would probably replace him with an even more annoying human.
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                      Posted, 2nd July 2014
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                      Transformers: Age of Extinction
                      A punch from Lockdown is no match for Mark Wahlberg's alien gun.
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                        Posted, 2nd July 2014
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                        Transformers: Age of Extinction
                        Never bring a knife to a football fight.
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                          Posted, 27th June 2014
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                          Transformers: Age of Extinction
                          In China, any random guy you bump into in an elevator is a butt-kicking martial artist.
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                          • 19th July 2014 by agentdc7
                            Only in a Michael bay film, which always believes in portraying stereotypes of all kinds and nothing else.
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                          Posted, 27th June 2014
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                          Transformers: Age of Extinction
                          So, Optimus, you had a perfectly operational set of rocket boots, which you could've used at any time you wanted to, but didn't feel like using them until it was time to clear an explosion during the last five minutes of the movie?
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                          • 18th July 2014 by catmunch1
                            Wasn't like they were limited on fuel or anything, he flies across the galaxy at the end of the movie.
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                          Posted, 27th June 2014
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                          Transformers: Age of Extinction
                          We've upgraded from an annoying kid shouting, "OPTIMUUUUUUUUUUS!" to an annoying kid shouting, "DAAAAAAAAAAAD-UH!"
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                            Posted, 27th June 2014
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                            Transformers: Age of Extinction
                            You can taunt Mark Wahlberg about dating and making out with his daughter with absolutely zero consequences.
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                            • 19th July 2014 by agentdc7
                              Why does every character in TF someone I want to punch?
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                            Posted, 27th June 2014
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                            Transformers: Age of Extinction
                            "Transformium"? Seriously, Michael Bay?
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                              Posted, 27th June 2014
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                              Transformers: Age of Extinction
                              Optimus, you brought your Autobot/Decepticon conflict to earth in the first place, ruining several major metropolitan cities and causing tons of collateral human damage in the process. Were you REALLY not expecting consequences against your race?
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                                Posted, 27th June 2014
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                                Transformers: Age of Extinction
                                Humans, don't be fooled. Optimus Prime will kill yo' ass.
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                                  Posted, 27th June 2014
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                                  The Amazing Spider-Man 2
                                  Peter, in hindsight, maybe you should've just given Harry the blood sample, don't you think?
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