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X-Men: Days of Future Past
Mystique, you couldn't have taken the helmet with you? Tossed it into the Potomac? Thrown it in a dumpster somewhere? Anything other than halfassedly tossing it two feet away from Magneto?
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  • 2nd August 2014 by Creamlord666
    Because this helmet is fabulous!
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Posted, 30th May 2014
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X-Men: Days of Future Past
You wouldn't like Hank when he's angry.
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Posted, 26th May 2014
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X-Men: Days of Future Past
"Hey, Brett Ratner. F*ck you." - Bryan Singer
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  • 26th May 2014 by agentdc7
    This should be #1.
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Posted, 25th May 2014
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X-Men: Days of Future Past
Charles didn't forget or forgive what Logan said to him in that bar back in the early 60s... or at least the basic gist of it.
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    Posted, 25th May 2014
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    X-Men: Days of Future Past
    Apparently there's no shortage of cigars or nail polish in the post-apocalyptic wasteland future.
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      Posted, 25th May 2014
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      X2: X-Men United
      Officer, technically, Logan DID "drop the knives", and you shoot him in the head anyway? You deserved to get hit with a fireball.
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        Posted, 21st May 2014
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        The Amazing Spider-Man 2
        Superhuman strength but you still have a hard time punching through a windshield. Way to go, Spidey.
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          Posted, 21st May 2014
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          X-Men Origins: Wolverine
          Kayla, you would've saved the mutant community a whole lot of trouble if you'd have just made Stryker shoot himself.
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            Posted, 18th May 2014
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            X-Men Origins: Wolverine
            Sure, Agent Zero. Totally smart move to taunt the guy who just destroyed your helicopter, leaving you critically injured and at his mercy. How could it POSSIBLY end up badly for you?
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              Posted, 18th May 2014
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              X-Men Origins: Wolverine
              Gambit also has the power of changing from a Cajun to Southern accent on command.
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                Posted, 18th May 2014
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                X-Men Origins: Wolverine
                Long, claw-like fingernails are apparently military regulation.
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                  Posted, 18th May 2014
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                  X-Men Origins: Wolverine
                  Sure, Stryker. Makes perfect sense to try to kill Logan well AFTER you've gone through the trouble of making him indestructible.
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                    Posted, 18th May 2014
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                    X-Men Origins: Wolverine
                    Your Spanish teacher will wait good until the middle of the lesson and the class is full to demand you take off your sunglasses in the bitchiest way possible, can't even be bothered to call you by your first name, and give you detention just for the whole class to laugh at you. For no other reason other than to be a power-tripping bitch.
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                      Posted, 18th May 2014
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                      The Amazing Spider-Man 2
                      Way to plan ahead, Gwen Stacy. Your valedictorian speech doubled as your own eulogy.
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                        Posted, 5th May 2014
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                        The Amazing Spider-Man 2
                        Sometimes you just gotta show up to a dying guy's house, get his hopes up about possibly being able to save his life, ultimately to just tell him no.
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                          Posted, 4th May 2014
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                          The Amazing Spider-Man 2
                          The Osborn virus gives you long, ugly claws for some reason.
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                          • 4th May 2014 by agentdc7
                            Maybe it should be called the Meg Griffin disease.
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                          Posted, 4th May 2014
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                          The Amazing Spider-Man 2
                          Sometimes the Osborn virus takes years and years to kill you, or a matter of days, depending on what the storyline demands.
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                            Posted, 4th May 2014
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                            The Amazing Spider-Man 2
                            Manhole covers can stand up to explosive rounds.
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                              Posted, 4th May 2014
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                              The Amazing Spider-Man 2
                              So, at this point, a researcher, an electrical engineer, and the CEO of Oscorp have all become mutant menaces to the city, and said CEO even wore armor with the company logo written all over it. Government, do a job and SHUT THAT BITCH DOWN!
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                                Posted, 3rd May 2014
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                                The Amazing Spider-Man 2
                                In addition to being a human electrical generator, Electro also has the power of dubstep.
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                                  Posted, 2nd May 2014
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                                  The Amazing Spider-Man 2
                                  Sure, let your kid dress up as Spider-Man and bring him to the middle of the city where a crazy guy in a mechanical rhino suit is shooting up everything in sight. Then freak out when he runs straight into the man's path, when you went through the trouble of taking him to check it out like it was a sporting event. Mother of the Year, people.
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                                    Posted, 2nd May 2014
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                                    The Amazing Spider-Man 2
                                    Peter, didn't you watch "The Dark Knight"? "Let her go" isn't exactly the best choice of words.
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                                      Posted, 2nd May 2014
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                                      The Amazing Spider-Man 2
                                      In between his escape from Ravencroft and storm on Oscorp, Electro found time to make himself a villain suit, complete with a molded six-pack, fingerless gloves, lightning bolt designs n' all.
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                                      • 5th May 2014 by agentdc7
                                        Yeah I thought the lightning bolt symbols on the arms were a bit too silly. Would have been hilarious if he made a Star cap too to look like the original Electro.
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                                      Posted, 2nd May 2014
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                                      The Amazing Spider-Man 2
                                      Good thing Spidey has a rubber suit.
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                                        Posted, 2nd May 2014
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                                        The Amazing Spider-Man 2
                                        You can get away with the creepy act of stalking when you're Spider-Man.
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                                          Posted, 2nd May 2014
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