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Fantastic Four (2015)
Dr. Doom looks like a crash-test dummy.
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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Bruce Wayne saved more lives in the Zod incident than Superman bothered to.
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  • 14th April 2016 by kvn8907
    Should be "Bruce Wayne THINKS he saved more lives than Superman in the Zod incident." Considering Superman saved "Every single human being except for a few in a city" Mr. Wayne's concerns seem particularly petty.
  • 4th April 2016 by agentdc7
    Yup. That really is the Superman we all know all right...........
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Drip some of your blood on a dead Kryptonian's face and it'll mutate into an orc.
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  • 14th April 2016 by kvn8907
    I'm sure that's part of The Silmarillion.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Sometimes Batman has random dream sequences to advance the plot. Sometimes dream sequences within dream sequences.
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  • 3rd April 2016 by FilmSavvy
    BWAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Lois Lane was able to magically figure out that the kryptonite spear would kill Doomsday despite being nowhere near Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman when that conversation was had.
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  • 2nd April 2016 by agentdc7
    I was wondering this myself. I thought I missed something during the movie.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
"I wanted to kill the crap out of you two minutes ago. I've been preparing to do so for the whole movie and went through great lengths to carry out this plan. But your mother shares the same name as mine did? Water under the bridge. Let's be BFFs!"
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  • 2nd April 2016 by agentdc7
    Because reasons. Or lazy writing. BTW, is anyone's mother's name Jane? I would like to be friends with you. Best friends.
  • 30th March 2016 by Creamlord666
    Superman calls her "mom" the whole time but when he is about to get crushed by Warhammer 40k Batman, he calls her "Martha"....
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
This is Jesse Eisenberg at his absolute awkwardest, twitchiest, and... Eisenberg-est.
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  • 2nd April 2016 by agentdc7
    Yup. Everything we would expect from a Lex Luthor........not.
Taken 3
Replace the bald, slight, fairly harmless-looking actor with a stockier, devious-looking one with a full head of hair. Nothing jarring or confusing about that at all.
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  • 8th January 2016 by Shellybabe
    Haha this is hilarious! And so true!
Fantastic Four (2015)
Kate Mara's wig: The Eighth Wonder of the World.
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  • 20th September 2015 by agentdc7
    Ugh. I didn't think it was going to look THAT different, but good grief were they even trying to make it look the same?
Constantine
Keanu Reeves likes to have the kid from "Even Stevens" drive him around.
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  • 5th June 2015 by raym
    he will always be the kid from Even Stevens and he knows it lol!
Lone Ranger, The
The San Francisco carnival will inexplicably hire an elderly, kooky Native American to pose for hours on end in their wax museum... just because.
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  • 26th March 2015 by john2012
    Maybe he thought it was the museum where Ben Stiller worked.
  • 9th February 2014 by agentdc7
    That part really confused me. I thought he had magical long life for some reason and pretended to be a statue until the boy appeared.
Maniac (2012)
Elijah Wood, all 5'6, roughly 120 pounds of him, is able to perform impressive feats of strength such as strangling grown women, holding other grown women's heads underwater with one hand until they're unconscious, throwing men twice his size through wooden doors, and carrying dead bodies to his house after being stabbed in the chest and ran over by a car.
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Ghost Rider
Don't expect the other Ghost Rider to help you out when you make it to the big climatic battle. No, he'll just ride 500 miles alongside you in silence, toss you a shotgun, then send you on your merry way.
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  • 16th January 2015 by smartguy360
    to be fair he said he had one last ride in him not one last fight
  • 30th May 2010 by skylinezan
    they set you up real nice with inspiring music, great shot of the two together & hopes of great dual kick ass action. then, the cowboy cop out and totally ruined the whole damn set up!
  • 12th May 2010 by JumpinJack
    Ain't it the truth? This drives me nuts every time I see this movie. Dumbest thing ever.
The Little Rascals (1994)
Getting hit by a go-kart will cause you to fly 10 feet into the air and somersault.
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  • 12th November 2014 by agentdc7
    And not break anything in an old man with a cane.
Transformers: Age of Extinction
A laminated "Romeo and Juliet Law" Card. Because Michael Bay thinks statutory rape is hilarious.
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  • 2nd November 2014 by FilmSavvy
    I didn't think it possible to go below rock bottom until I saw this film.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
Attempting to convince your boss and colleagues that you've seen giant humanoid, talking turtles without hard evidence isn't the most brilliant strategy.
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  • 15th August 2014 by catmunch1
    Whoopie looks like a turtle!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
April O'Neil isn't terribly annoyed or freaked out by the constant sexual harassment from her childhood pet.
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  • 15th August 2014 by catmunch1
    They saw her naked when they were pet turtles! lol
Ghost Rider
Like this movie or not, there were two good things about it, and they both belonged to Eva Mendes.
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  • 14th August 2014 by smartguy360
    more like up and down, boobs and ass
  • 23rd October 2010 by Andershp
    Left, right ;)
Reign of Fire
Leaping through the air at a fire-breathing dragon, shouting at the top of your lungs, and armed only with an axe, may look cool in the trailers and TV spots, but in the actual situation, it is rather ineffective.
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  • 14th August 2014 by smartguy360
    seems legit
  • 24th October 2010 by BlackHayate
    Yea, I saw this a while ago, and I just saw it today again, ..and I was pretty sure he made it!! I was shocked..
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
Whether it's the sight of mutant turtles, being fired from her job, being taunted about her father's murder, or dangling hundreds of feet off the ground, you won't get an ounce of emotion from April O'Neil.
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  • 12th August 2014 by KungFuMasterLarry
    Yeah, but let's be real. Was Megan Fox really capable of displaying emotion anyway?
  • 12th August 2014 by Creamlord666
    Ah, the irony of Botox. Hollywood needs it to remain looking young enough to get a job but destroys your facial expressions on the way thus rendering your your acting skills useless.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
It's surprisingly easy for a group of Hulk-sized turtles to fit down manholes.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
When your dad's laboratory is on fire and he's lying on the floor, save the lab animals and don't even bother making any attempts to save him. Who the hell is he anyway?
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  • 12th August 2014 by Creamlord666
    Every father figure has to die in the most silly way in movies these days to give a character some backstory and motivation. Just look at Man of Steel, Wanted or Kick-Ass 2.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
In case you're a complete idiot, Donatello is the geeky one, and the filmmakers feel the need to really drive the point home with his Urkel glasses, retainer, snorting laughter, and lanky frame. Surprisingly enough, they didn't throw in a bow-tie and pocket protector.
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  • 12th August 2014 by Creamlord666
    Even Michael Bay only produced that movie does not mean he can not throw in his usual over-the-top-cliche-ridden-stereotypes.
X-Men: Days of Future Past
Mystique, you couldn't have taken the helmet with you? Tossed it into the Potomac? Thrown it in a dumpster somewhere? Anything other than halfassedly tossing it two feet away from Magneto?
(1) Comments
  • 2nd August 2014 by Creamlord666
    Because this helmet is fabulous!
Transformers: Age of Extinction
You've got the patience of a saint, Cade. Lesser folk would've beat the living shit out of that boyfriend with his "Romeo and Juliet law" card and his constant smack-talking.
(4) Comments
  • 25th July 2014 by agentdc7
    [Sigh...] And yet people keep throwing their money at this stuff.
  • 24th July 2014 by KungFuMasterLarry
    Because Michael Bay is an alien and doesn't have a grasp on how human beings act. I'd say it explains how inhumanly obnoxious these movies are.
  • 21st July 2014 by agentdc7
    Why are all these movies littered with human characters you want to punch in the face?
  • 3rd July 2014 by catmunch1
    Hell yeah coming from a dad with daughters!

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