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Non-Stop
No one notices being jabbed and injected with a needle.
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    Posted, 22nd May 2015
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    A Knight's Tale
    Don't bother reporting a cheater, even if you have proof.
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      Posted, 29th December 2014
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      Frozen (2013)
      Wise old trolls have not figured out that they need to be more specific when giving advice.
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        Posted, 14th May 2014
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        Finding Nemo
        If your niece shook her last fish to death, don't bother teaching her how to care for fish, just give her another one.
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          Posted, 6th March 2014
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          Pompeii
          Two people can hold a kiss while hot ash burns them alive.
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            Posted, 2nd March 2014
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            Pompeii
            As hot ash approaches, a horse will stand there while two people argue on whether or not to keep running.
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              Posted, 2nd March 2014
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              Pompeii
              When a volcano is erupting, Roman guards would rather waste time messing with slaves than escape.
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                Posted, 2nd March 2014
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                Pompeii
                A Roman Senator is willing to risk dying just to kidnap and force a woman into marriage.
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                  Posted, 2nd March 2014
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                  Pompeii
                  If a gladiator is due his freedom after one last fight, Romans will find a way to screw him over.
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                    Posted, 2nd March 2014
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                    Pompeii
                    When an agitated horse returns home, people quickly forget about the missing rider.
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                      Posted, 2nd March 2014
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                      Pompeii
                      Pompeii had a harbor.
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                        Posted, 2nd March 2014
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                        Pompeii
                        Citizens of Pompeii were not Roman (and therefore, not evil).
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                          Posted, 2nd March 2014
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                          Pompeii
                          Rome was evil. All Romans were evil.
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                          • 3rd April 2016 by john2012
                            They all spoke with perfect English accents instead of Italian. I mean "Heya Luigi, do Mountain, she's a blowing upa, lets get out of here." would have been more realistic.
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                          Posted, 2nd March 2014
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                          After Earth
                          If you get a potential life saving, scent hiding bubble, don't bother getting one big enough to hide everyone in the household.
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                            Posted, 27th February 2014
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                            Lorax, The
                            After chopping down all the trees, hold on to the last seed for years. Don't bother trying to plant it yourself.
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                              Posted, 14th July 2013
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                              Finding Nemo
                              You can push a pelican forward from the inside of his beak.
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                                Posted, 15th February 2013
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                                Rio
                                It's completely safe to show a bird enjoying chocolate in a kid's movie. (Note to anyone who thinks that is a good idea: Chocolate is very toxic to birds.)
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                                  Posted, 31st January 2013
                                  by Meushell
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                                  A Knight's Tale
                                  Making unreasonable (and dangerous) demands from your boyfriend is romantic.
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                                    Posted, 4th December 2012
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                                    Another Earth
                                    John is hoping the other John is willing to share his wife and kids.
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                                    • 26th July 2014 by mv2014
                                      John doesn't seem to realize that the wife and kids on the other earth are not actually *his* wife and kids...
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                                    Posted, 4th December 2012
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                                    Immortals
                                    It's best to give up your gift of prophecy (even after it saved your life) in the middle of a quest.
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                                      Posted, 27th February 2012
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                                      Toy Story 3
                                      It's perfectly safe for unsupervised toddlers to play with toys designed for older kids.
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                                        Posted, 4th May 2011
                                        by Meushell
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                                        Jurassic Park 3
                                        No one will really care about the guy who died while trying to keep a kid safe, least of all, his fiancée. (She will care about the deaths of people she just met though.)
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                                          Posted, 22nd November 2010
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                                          Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
                                          Klingons become helpless in zero gravity. Why put them through such training before sending them off on STARships?
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                                            Posted, 8th May 2010
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