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Splice
If you're pregnant with your stupid creature's baby, then you are finally ready for "the next phase."
(2) Comments
  • 21st June 2010 by thugz4real
    oh hell no! i'd rather die than watch a sequel to this thing they called a movie lol
  • 19th June 2010 by TiffYG2133
    it's a lead off to a sequal - Splice 2: Birth
Splice
Several scientists working round the clock can only make two mutilated penis monsters. Whilst just two can wonder off with no staff and half the resources and make a fully functioning sentient creature ready to supplant mankind as the dominant species.
(1) Comments
  • 16th June 2010 by thugz4real
    lol at least i'm not the only one who thought those things looked like giant wrinkled penises!
Core, The
Lightning is attracted to stone structures, not metal, and makes them explode.
(3) Comments
  • 13th June 2010 by thugz4real
    lol thanks!
  • 12th June 2010 by thugz4real
    Well i guess they just made a badge for it after all!
  • 9th June 2010 by thugz4real
    lol yea there needs to be a badge for that!
Deep Impact
Elect a black president and the world comes to an end.
(2) Comments
  • 17th June 2010 by TiffYG2133
    same goes for now!
  • 13th June 2010 by thugz4real
    same goes for the movie '2012'
New Daughter, The
Rally round the mound family, with a pocket full of shells!
(1) Comments
  • 12th June 2010 by thugz4real
    oooh 100 learnings! just in time for the new badge!
30 Days of Night
A man can single handedly steal every single cell phone in a small village and not be noticed.
(1) Comments
30 Days of Night
After killing a few vamps with a kickass machine, just drive it straight into a building. You had your fun right?
(1) Comments
  • 12th June 2010 by thugz4real
    lol yea that part was so stupid!
Avatar
Aliens are a lot like Native Americans.
(3) Comments
  • 11th October 2013 by catmunch1
    They all could have gotten alien checks for the rest of their lives!
  • 18th June 2011 by Andershp
    Actually, when the army bombed the big tree and all the natives fled, why didn't they play: Run to the hills.
  • 12th June 2010 by thugz4real
    minus the casinos
Avatar
The first girl you connect with will always be the daughter of the leader and the sister (or in other films, the girlfriend) of the local badass.
(7) Comments
  • 20th July 2014 by smartguy360
    and they will somehow save your life
  • 12th June 2010 by thugz4real
    and you can bang her under the sacred tree!
  • 28th January 2010 by onan
    Disabled girls tend to not get out to do much hunting in the jungle on account of being disabled. "Why are they never ugly?" though, I'll give you that.
  • 20th January 2010 by LoveGoodbye32
    why i'll never back to love you too move GOODBYE !!!!!!!!!!
  • 18th January 2010 by nvidia2010
    And she will always be hot, in an exotic, native kind of way.
  • 17th January 2010 by lazy
    and amazingly enough never overweight, disabled or stupid.
  • 17th January 2010 by Uncle Boat
    ...and will speak your language.
Hangover, The
You'll never ever know why there's a chicken in your hotel room or where it came from.
(2) Comments
  • 18th June 2011 by Squidman2005
    That is the one thing that has always bothered me about the movie....where did the chicken come from????
  • 12th June 2010 by thugz4real
    Could be Mike Tyson's chicken lol
Hangover, The
Mike Tyson really is a sweetheart once you get to know him.
(1) Comments
  • 12th June 2010 by thugz4real
    well i think he's mean!
Hangover, The
Stripping is a great way to meet the clients.
(1) Comments
Hangover, The
The reason it's funny is because he's fat.
(1) Comments
Hangover, The
Carlos is a better baby name than Tyler.
(1) Comments
  • 12th June 2010 by thugz4real
    I thought he looked like a Carlos too bud
Jurassic Park
We've got Dodgson here!
(3) Comments
  • 21st October 2012 by skippkipp
    Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent?
  • 9th June 2010 by thugz4real
    lol i made a whole vid on youtube based on that line. (username on youtube is "thugz4real")
  • 25th March 2010 by ekedolphin
    Nobody cares. ;)
Twister
An F5 tornado with the power to hurl about houses, tanker trucks, and cows, can't compete with a couple of humans strapped down by a pair of flimsy leather belts.
(1) Comments
  • 9th June 2010 by thugz4real
    lol and they can survive that without a scratch!
Pink Panther, The (2006)
It's really hard to pronounce Hamburger!
(1) Comments
  • 9th June 2010 by thugz4real
    i vould like to buy de dam-burga!
Descent, The
If you want to google search this movie type in : "bitches in a cave horror"
(2) Comments
  • 4th November 2012 by Flesh and Blood
    Hey it worked!
  • 7th June 2010 by thugz4real
    aww dammit! now that i typed that here it screwed up the google search lol
Armageddon
NASA doubles up on everything. Which means that there is actually a secret 2nd International Space Station up there.
(1) Comments
  • 6th June 2010 by thugz4real
    there could be 2 Buzz Aldrins, or 2 giant leaps for mankind, or 2...well u get the idea.
Mummy, The
It looks like Beni has got all the horses.
(1) Comments
  • 23rd May 2010 by thugz4real
    ...but he's on the wrong side of the river!
Quarantine
Always spoil the movie by putting the last shot of the film in the trailer, as well as on the DVD cover.
(1) Comments
  • 23rd May 2010 by thugz4real
    lol it's even on the movie poster!
Jurassic Park 3
If you can't get out of your parachute, just stay there till you die.
(1) Comments
  • 23rd May 2010 by thugz4real
    you're pretty good at this avalanche lol
Jurassic Park 3
You don't want to know how he got a hold of T-Rex pee.
(1) Comments
Jurassic Park 3
Food from a vending machine at an abandoned laboratory will still be good.
(1) Comments
  • 23rd May 2010 by thugz4real
    of course! that's the beauty of having non-perishable foods! lol
Ghostbusters
If someone asks you if you're a god, you always, ALWAYS say YES!
(1) Comments
  • 23rd May 2010 by thugz4real
    damn! i was just about to add this! lol

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