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Core, The
A radio that can transmit through the entire Earth's mantle and crust won't be able to transmit to the next compartment of the ship.
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    Core, The
    Intense microwaves that melt steel will only give human skin a bad sunburn.
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      Core, The
      Lightning is attracted to stone structures, not metal, and makes them explode.
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        lol thanks!
      • 12th June 2010 by thugz4real
        Well i guess they just made a badge for it after all!
      • 9th June 2010 by thugz4real
        lol yea there needs to be a badge for that!
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      Deep Impact
      Instead of trying to save yourself stand on a beach with your dad and wait to be hit by a tidal wave.
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        Deep Impact
        8 hours before the Event there will still be helicopters monitoring traffic.
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          Deep Impact
          Zero gravity makes you move in slow motion.
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            Deep Impact
            An astronomer can predict a comet's future motion with a single data point.
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              Deep Impact
              A teacher knowledgeable enough to lead a high school class on an astronomy field trip can't tell immediately the difference between a comet (creeps slooooowly across the sky) and a satellite (whips across the whole sky in minutes).
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                Deep Impact
                Detonating nuclear weapons lodged in a comet should be done at a safe distance (for future reference).
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                  Deep Impact
                  Jeeps explode into massive fireballs while rolling down hills.
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                    Deep Impact
                    In an alternate universe, MSNBC is the premiere news source.
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                      Deep Impact
                      Top advisors to the President wear bow ties.
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                        Deep Impact
                        Don't be in a hurry in your car to let everyone know a comet's going to hit the earth.
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                          Deep Impact
                          If you're a President who's about to break the news to the entire world about their impending deaths, have an hourglass on your desk with the sand already run out. A cheap visual metaphor will clearly soften the blow.
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                            Deep Impact
                            If you're a black astronaut, you better damn well make sure you haunt your wife after you die.
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                              Deep Impact
                              Dr. Wolff never did get to finish his pizza.
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                                Deep Impact
                                You can hitchhike from Missouri to Virginia in one day.
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                                  Deep Impact
                                  Rear-ending your vehicle to get your attention is easier than honking the horn, showing credentials, or simply saying, "Pull over."
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                                    Deep Impact
                                    Government officials have no sense of humor or personalities.
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                                      Deep Impact
                                      News studios employ full-time keyboard players.
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                                        Deep Impact
                                        If you're sitting at the park and a huge tidal wave is coming up behind you, despite the fact everybody else is running for their lives, you'll just keep sitting there.
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                                          Deep Impact
                                          You can jump onto a dirtbike and drive out onto a highway that is jam-packed with 10,000 vehicles fleeing the area, but it will take you about 2 minutes to locate the vehicle containing your girlfriend and her parents.
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                                            Deep Impact
                                            If you go on a kamakazi mission to destroy a comet you'll get a high school named after you.
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                                              Deep Impact
                                              When a comet explodes in the atmosphere the meteror shower doesn't harm anyone but creates a cheery display in the sky for those watching.
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                                                Deep Impact
                                                A comet moving at supersonic speeds goes in slow motion when people are watching it from the highway.
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