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Deep Impact
No one will notice "the largest spaceship ever built" as it is built in orbit.
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    Deep Impact
    A piece of comet flying over your head will just look pretty; it won't vaporize you as it burns.
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      Deep Impact
      Wait til the last possible minute to tell the public a flood is coming; it won't lead to panic evacuation and mass traffic tieups or nothin'.
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        Deep Impact
        Global destruction is best confronted by stocking up on Ensure.
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          Deep Impact
          Comets are not ice chucks but giant pieces of rock.
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            Deep Impact
            Comets are not baseball sized, but moonsized.
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              Deep Impact
              Elect a black president and the world comes to an end.
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              • 17th June 2010 by TiffYG2133
                same goes for now!
              • 13th June 2010 by thugz4real
                same goes for the movie '2012'
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              Babel
              The Border police won't ask for a letter of permission if you want to take American children into Mexico, but will ask for one of you want to bring them back.
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                Babel
                Some American couples on vacation will find themselves in the middle of a desert before they get around to discussing whether they should drink the water.
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                  Babel
                  Nothing like a rifle wound to shake a spoiled American tourist lady out of a hissy fit.
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                    Babel
                    Japanese cops have exquisite manners, but Moroccan and American ones don't.
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                      Babel
                      Sound of a rifle will scare off jacals, but not goats.
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                        Babel
                        Moroccan kids have ability to curve bullets.
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                          Babel
                          If you're Brad Pitt realise you run funny when you chase after a bus.
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                            Babel
                            It's very dangerous to shoot at buses full of people, because the consequent events may be made into a film as boring as this one.
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                              Babel
                              Only subtitle foreign dialog when you feel like it, and assume that just about any time the language is written on a sign, or in a note or letter, the audience will be able to figure it out on sight.
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                                Babel
                                The greater the foliage, the greater the number of full-frontal female shots you are allowed before being slapped with an NC-17 rating.
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                                  Babel
                                  When parading stark naked around a Japanese apartment at night, don't bother turning off the lights or closing the blinds.
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                                    Babel
                                    When requesting assistance from a foreign official, it's best to invade his personal space and scream profanities (in English!) to his face.
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                                      Babel
                                      If you watch the movie a 2nd time with no subtitles it makes just as much sense.
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                                        Babel
                                        In Japan it's perfectly acceptable for a group of teenagers to stand around in broad daylight in a busy public place doing Ex and drinking Whiskey straight from the bottle.
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                                          Babel
                                          If your wife is suicidally depressed, live on the top floor of an apartment building and keep guns in the house. If afterwards your daughter is also depressed, dont move from said apartment building.
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                                            Babel
                                            Never remove lead bullets from wounds before you stitch them up.
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                                              Babel
                                              All japanese schoolgirls must wear miniskirts, preferably without underwear - if that fails, just go nude.
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                                                Babel
                                                If you're a mexican nanny who has lived in and around americans for 16 years always revert to speaking spanish when trying to explain yourself.
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