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Babel
A Moroccan tour bus guide will NEVER accept a cash tip, even if he is instrumental in saving your wife's life.
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    Moroccan policemen in remote villages wear VERY elaborate uniforms but drive beat up old Toyotas and are completely USELESS in a crisis.
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      A 5-shot bolt-action Winchester rifle can be fired a dozen times without reloading.
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        Cans of Coca-Cola in Morocco have strange writing on them.
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          Mexican women who have lived in the US for 16 years know only ONE person they can call to help them out in a jam.
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            Japanese Police Lieutenants are VERY young.
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              Deaf-Mute Japanese girls LOVE to high-five each other.
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                Doormen at Japanese high-rise apartments work 16-hour shifts.
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                  ALL Japanese men are gay.
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                    Babel
                    A Border Patrol Agent will NOT believe that a very Mexican looking middle-aged woman has a blond niece and nephew.
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                      Never, ever carry a cellphone when traveling between the US and Mexico, or in any foreign country.
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                        Even though you've just given the border patrol agent all the passports and your driver's license and your registration, and your picture has been taken by a video camera, it still makes sense to run because they will never find you later.
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                          Babel
                          Leave la pistola en su casa when attending a wedding.
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                            It's okay for a tour guide and driver to drive away and leave an injured tour member in a foreign place. Take them to a hospital, nah just leave them there with hardly anyone who speaks English and primitive medical care at best.
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                              Deaf-mute asian chicks will take any random pill from someone they just met as long as they are someone's cousin - no questions asked.
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                                A terrorist attack is when a single stray bullet wounds an american tourist in a muslim country.
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                                  American kids will sleep through all kinds of yelling and shouting, but once you are halfway through a highspeed chase they will wake up and start crying.
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                                    Don't give your youngest son a rifle. He'll just use it to shoot a disgruntled American wife, get your oldest son killed, and then smash it to bits against rocks.
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                                      Border cops are incredibly nice people because, even though they'll treat Mexicans, particularly helpless and kindly old Mexican women in wedding dresses as though they are mass murderers who just trampled on the grave of Mother Teresa, if they see a blonde child in the back seat, they'll call them "sweetie."
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                                        If you're a border cop and have stopped a potentially drunk driver, it's a smart thing to tell him to move his car out of the way on his own power.
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                                          If a Moroccan man does everything he can to help you and your injured wife, short of cutting off his own hand, you should, when you become frustrated at the locals' inability to help, tell him "f*ck you!"
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                                            If a Moroccan offers you something for 1000 units, negotiate by halving that and throwing in a goat.
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                                              Never hire a mexican nanny, for she will kidnap your kids and take them to mexico.
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                                                One stupid mistake like shooting a rifle at the bus in Morroco isn't necessarily a good idea for a premise to lift a story through 143 minutes. Especially when after 60 minutes some drunk Mexican does his mistake to push the plot fruther.
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                                                  Japanese cats can let you know when your doorbell rings. Nice if you happen to be deaf.
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